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South Western Failway

@SW_unHELPful

Above average ex commuter, now in recovery - SWR / RMT bashing in the medium of GIF, meme & 280 characters.

WFH. Katılım Nisan 2018
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Well folks, I guess I'll see you on the other side. WFH for the foreseeable future. Will @SW_Help still be franchisee when I return to my office?
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Been a while - some observations: > Trains no longer every 30 mins, now hourly from Gil > Wat. > Gil > Wat which was once 1hr 58 is now 2hr 18!! > Worse service = Higher price. > Car park is empty at 8am - previously full at 7am! Half the trains. Still not busy. Wonder why?
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Weak. Was a absolute sh*t show at Waterloo. Removed all the WoE line services from the departure boards and gave zero info to staff. I was one of the lucky ones that's jumped on a train that was apparently the 2+ hour delayed 19:20 and was taxi'd onwards from Salisbury. £80 fare.
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Surprise! Now we are moving and running +55 minutes behind the guard appears. Seems like they were hiding from your customers @SW_Help ...
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
40 minutes stationary now. Has the guard walked through the clear gangway on the train? No. Course not. What's going on @SW_Help ?
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
In a usual return to form; 08:12 GIL > WAT we've been sat for +10mins. In the 1hr:45 I've been on this train I've not seen a guard and the announcements are too quiet for anybody to hear. Care to update @SW_Help ? What's cracking?
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Anybody smell gas? *Sent from a GWR service hurtling at speeds unbeknown to a SWR user towards London Town. **No parking left at Westbury ***No seats left on train. Yey for rail travel!
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Revenue protection on the 07:16 GIL > WAT. A new exciting initiative on a service where we don’t usually see a guard in 2 hrs of travel. Christmas party must be at risk this year… 💸
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Ahh, snacks. Remember those days @SW_Help when you used to be able to buy a bottle of water or a bag of crisps during your 2+ hr commute. And on another note; twice the distance on LNER for £10 less than my usual route. Same time. Rate leg room too 👍🏻. *Moves to Wakefield*.
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
Ahh, I’ve missed sweating through my shirt for 2hrs owing to failed air con on the WoE line. I wonder if they’ll ever do the retrofit that will make it work in warmer conditions? @SW_Help 👋 it’s been a while.
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South Western Failway@SW_unHELPful·
First journey of ‘23. It’s a trip to Woking to catch a bus to Heathrow. Not the bus I was planning mind. Why? Because my train is 20+ minutes late. What’s more, they’ve cancelled the stop altogether. Have they announced it on the train? No. Trainline told me. @SW_Help on top form
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Paul Clifton@PaulClifton_·
I’m told officially by @SW_Help that a few extra services are running and “only” 150 guards are spending all day on duty drinking tea as “spare” turns, as “40 something %” of trains are operating, with Clapham depot closed entirely.
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Paul Clifton@PaulClifton_·
An @SW_Help person tells me they have 495 train guards on roster today. 143 have duties, leaving 352 - an astonishing 70% - being paid to sit around as “spare.” Because only 47% of the timetable is operating, trains parked idle. How can the railway function like this?
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