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Cornifer

@SaItmaker

he/him. please bring my pronouns up if you're a good boy that wants me to top you

your mom's house Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Cornifer
Cornifer@SaItmaker·
pedophile @avaricum777 aka Geoffrey Martin who lives in Canada really hates it when you bring up his name and screenshots of him being a pedophile
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WwfcLA
WwfcLA@LaWwfc·
@MothersMilk21 @Vhoyde Maybe take a step away from the internet if someone not liking an obviously bad looking shot is enough to actually annoy you lol
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Mo@Mo_Magician·
@CosmonautMarcus “Remotely interesting visually” and it’s just the same in-the-mask concept they’ve been using since Iron Man but in this case the space recorded makes no physical sense
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Cornifer
Cornifer@SaItmaker·
@deez20818243 @CosmonautMarcus Wow almost like that's the point for the interesting camera angle you fucking moron 😭 stick to cocomelon lil bro somehow the MCU of all things is too mature for you
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Jon Levine@LevineJonathan·
Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?
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Alon Mizrahi
Alon Mizrahi@alon_mizrahi·
Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars
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Cornifer
Cornifer@SaItmaker·
@robert92826 @JohnJHarwood God the day all you boomers are gone from this earth should be a national holiday. Just bloodthirsty freaks that cheer on a war from the comfort of your own homes.
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Robert
Robert@robert92826·
@JohnJHarwood How do you know? Evidence? I think you are completely unquantified to comment. Stay in your lane.
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Cornifer
Cornifer@SaItmaker·
@EnigmaticLeaf @OCynotis @TreV81622513 @Daamianski Media literacy is dead. There is genuinely no shot you think she's giving leon, a literal DSO agent, a tour of the facility and is telling him "yup we're doing illegal bioweapon experiments here!" so nonchalantly.
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AbsoluteOrdinaryDude@EnigmaticLeaf·
@OCynotis @TreV81622513 @Daamianski She literally says when introducing herself that they do “experimental therapy that isn’t approved” so they have to keep it hush hush. If that’s not a telling sign she knows and is complicit in what’s happening then I don’t know what is.
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Cornifer
Cornifer@SaItmaker·
@InfernalShado @OCynotis @TreV81622513 @Daamianski you are completely misreading what she said lol. do you actually think she told the DSO agent straight up "yeah we're doing illegal bioweapon experiments here" just like that? like can we put on our thinking caps for a minute lol
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High Currency
High Currency@CurrencyHigh1·
@SheaLikesGirls @RedSpectre5 He’s a barbarian cause he’s eating a steak with his hands? Show me the manual that says oranges & tacos are reserved for hand eating
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