Panini Von Schweets

Abegggggg !! Dashing you 200k dollars that what ? Is it from the dasher’s salary he is “dashing” such huge amounts ?? Lool. The dasher and the dashee are both thieves. Let’s be guided please !

As an SSA to the President, one governor or senator can dash you $200k as your wedding gift and a random guy on twitter would be calling you a thief when you decide to spend it.

How do you deal with a partner who constantly compares your relationship to that of his or her X?

The trending topic today, reminded me of when I met the subject of that conversation. It was one beautiful afternoon in March. My husband and I had just checked out and were waiting for our ride in the lobby of the Radisson Blu Hotel V.I, when the Honourable Minister of Arts and Culture, Hannatu Musawa, stepped out of the lift with her luggage. She walked over to the reception with her team to check out as well. Now, let me tell you something about myself. Whenever I see celebrities or public figures in public spaces, I prefer to admire them from a safe distance. Partly because I’m actually very shy, but also because I have a very real fear of picking the wrong moment, approaching them, and being politely (or not so politely) dismissed. So, as usual I kept staring. No bold steps. My husband, tired of watching me smile like a lunatic, and afraid that i might start buffering in real life, he decided to intervene. He walked up to her, introduced himself, and said, “My wife is a huge fan, but she’s too shy to come say hello.” Next thing I know, she’s walking toward me, smiling warmly. And in that musical voice of hers, she said, “Ina gajiya?” At that point, my brain politely excused itself. We exchanged pleasantries. Well, mostly she and my husband did, because I had suddenly lost the ability to form coherent sentences. She was incredibly kind, so humble, and more beautiful in person. She is a fashionable woman, who obviously loves sunglasses. Small, medium, and even those big enough to influence conversations about glasses amongst Nigerians. And just before she left, she said, “It was nice meeting you.” Nice to meet who, ? That was supposed to be my line, ma'am The honour, was entirely mine. P.S For those of you the devil is pushing to talk about my height, kindly resist the temptation. There is enough war going on in the world Cc: Zainab Ali

Life it’s just a grief after grief after grief after grief…..

As an SSA to the President, one governor or senator can dash you $200k as your wedding gift and a random guy on twitter would be calling you a thief when you decide to spend it.