@woofknight No, that is ridiculous.
It means St. Christopher is visiting.
So get ready for beach fun, because the best werewolf lifeguard/barbarian is in town!
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Safety Capz
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I hate playing with this rainbow slug cuz it feels like im teasing a soft dick
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@HeyoItsBeio Hmmm.... I need this i tub form to fit into my caulk gun.
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"You can't get a gargoyle pregnant dude" Oh yeah? Watch me.
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@Simon_Ingari Drink that damn water and than god you won't have to work for those assholes.
Pan handling has more dignity than this.
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@Bashful1010c5 @BreeNewsome @CallaWalsh How bad is it that Lindsey had to break down and go to his happy place (the happiest place on earth)?
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@BreeNewsome @CallaWalsh Wild he went to Disneyland and then came back to reality like “sir we fucked up MAJORLY do anything you can to stop the ground bloodbath”
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@hatsune_mitski ...I am not prepared for TMZ to be a hard hitting, ethical news source that speaks truth to power.
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i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining
TMZ@TMZ
🚀🙃 Lindsey Graham rides Space Mountain and spends the weekend at Disney World amid the shutdown. tmz.me/3UxCAPd
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The CEO of sex has reported that they lost over $120 million dollars in 2025 and will be discontinuing "butt stuff" this year.
"we just cant afford it anymore"
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@themightyjohnny @edzitron But does this introduce access to vulnerabilities?
For example, are usage limits front end? Can you skip the part related to fees?
Could this open up DDOS attacks where people spam requests?
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@edzitron This is not a big deal. It's only the code for the frontend/the user interface of Claude Code. It's not the "code" or the weights of the actual Claude models.
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@gamingnoobdev I find it so funny that corporations are burning their 30 years of overseas tax haven money all at once.
Because that is what this is. It is the 2016 tax cuts that let them bring all that money over. So they are all acting like money is infinite.
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please lose more money please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Microsoft plans to invest 146 billion dollars in AI infrastructure in 2026. This has investors worried about getting their money back. Microsoft stock dropped 25% this quarter. It is the worst drop since 2008.
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ppl gonna be turning into girls like werewolves
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
BREAKING🚨: On the Night of April 1, the "Pink Moon" can be observed in the sky.
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Memory manufacturers pivoted almost entirely out of every other sector off a NON-COMMITTAL LETTER OF INTENT from the guy known for LYING NONSTOP.
You can’t make this shit up.
Hardware Canucks@hardwarecanucks
Turns out Sam Altman "buying up" 40% of DRAM wafers was actually him writing Letters of Intent. Letters he supposedly had / has no intention of converting to actual purchases now. And memory manufacturers are just getting DUMPED on today.🍿🍿
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@PoliticoForYou I am going to be honest.
I would love to buy stolen kitkats from the underground transgender mafia.
She can't sell an economic plan, but she as hell can sell a crime organization
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.
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@luciacrabs I think a sex hyper fixation would involve an encyclopedic knowledge of kama sutra positions, with detailed opinions on their presentation factor vs. ease and enjoyment.
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@fluorinespark @kenklippenstein It is vastly inferior.
Even a basic Google search will lead you to a website you can judge "is this just a shit post on a reddit thread?"
Asking an AI is like taking life advice from a fortune cookie.
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@kenklippenstein It's not so different from "I googled." Or "I read a book," or "I go to the library." We have been consuming synthesized information since books became a thing. AI is just the latest technology since the papyrus scrolls.
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Senior editor of major media property: “I asked Claude”
David Frum@davidfrum
I asked Claude AI to compare the Hasan Piker audience to the cringe wine moms at MSNOW. "[O]n a normal night, MS NOW's primetime audience of roughly 900,000 is about 25 times larger than Piker's typical concurrent stream of 36,000."
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@danishacarterr A billion is just too large a threshold to cross without having SOMETHING going on. Even if the wealth have downplayed, legaluzed and normalized it
At best, a person inherited the billion.
But even being a passive observer would still leave the systems of funneling in place
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@danishacarterr No, I think the opposite
It is not possible to be a billionaire without exploiting people
Millionaire? Sure. Nice land deals, maybe invent a fancy gadgets
Billionaires need dedicated systems to funnel wealth by exploiting a combo of workers, customers, suppliers, and gov
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i mean, the sheer ‘act’ of someone being a billionaire doesn’t cause peoples problems.. but when we look at real world impact (what actually matters lol) and see billionaires dumping millions into controlling/influencing our digital spaces, our social spaces, and political spaces.. one could come to the conclusion they’re creating problems.. no?
when we see them polluting the air and water.. one could come to the conclusion they’re creating problems.. no?
Dr. Simon Goddek@goddek
Just saying…
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@EromancerSFW Should we be worried that sock puppets are pushing the victory narrative so that we stop calling their support lines?
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Some accounts on X seem to be stretching the FTC story for engagement.
The FTC didn't announce that Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, and Stripe are suddenly barred from censoring anime/adult content. It issued a warning over debanking of lawful businesses and signaled greater scrutiny.
While it is potentially progress, it is not victory.
EromancerSFW@EromancerSFW
The FTC has sent a warning to PayPal, Stripe, Visa, and Mastercard over debanking lawful businesses. Lawful adult businesses have been financially targeted for years under the guise of "reputation risk." If that is finally getting scrutiny, that’s good news. xbiz.com/news/297090/ft…
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@cnute @suchnerve That just means you have not found the kink that is right for you.
It is lot like finding an ohana in the Stitch TV series. Only it might involve nuns looking at your disappointedly.
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@suchnerve Feels like I failed at autism to be on the Spectrum yet come away without a single kink
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So you’re telling me I can call people ableist if they tell me to tone it down with the thirstposting
🦫@doubtpointv2
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@sleepy_devo Also, it proves that everyone is bad at statistics. ALL graphs are useless this decade.
For example- Target phased out DVD sales. Why "because no one was buying them".... except that idea was taken entirely from covid data- when no one could go to stores.
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covid actually proved that americans cannot withstand short-term volatility in exchange for 50 years of safety. in fact, it proved that americans will get absolutely brain raped into another reality by short-term volatility.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Bessent: "Many people, especially the Democrats, underestimate the will of the American people for short-term volatility for 50 years of safety that we are gonna have on the other side of this"
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@ChinaGlobl This raises obvious questions.
It isn't that I doubt Mossad 'would want to' send agents there. But when it is a nation where the grand total of Westerner resident is under ~300... It is kind of hard to get in and have any kind of leeway.
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