Salty Mick

@georgegalloway One again the Brits have been hoodwinked by wankers. Despite everything that's happened over the past 40 years, most Poms still fall for a bit of flannel that pretends to care about ordinary people of the working classes.

It’s starts with “Call me Andy, I love beer and DJ’ing” and ends in the grotesque chaos of a Labour government, a LABOUR government voting to sack Karim Khan KC off the International Criminal Court for issuing an arrest warrant for Benjamin “Netanyahu”. And that’s just his first week!

BINFACE to win race!!

An important 8 minutes... this is how bush fires work. They're not called Wildfires for nothing.

@JesseBWatters You septics are just murderous warmongering psychos. Hands off Iran before you srart WW3

🚨 BREAKING: B1 BOMBERS JUST DROPPED 2,000 LB PAYLOADS INTO IRAN... WOAH! 🚨 Iran just THREATENED to HIT British bases—Good luck! Our F16s are LOCKED AND LOADED🔥 EU Diplomats ORDERED TO EVACUATE IRAN… they know SOMETHING 👀 Iran BEGS at the table, but TRUMP says NO DEAL. "They haven't felt enough PAIN yet!" 🔥

@MarcoFoster_ @ZohranKMamdani @jonstewart @weeklyshowpod Lot of good old boys don't want to understand the principles that underlie the idea of Democratic Socialism - eg: Tax used to provide services that enhance & improve peoples lives, thereby making the population stronger, smarter & healthier - or they're bots?

Zohran Mamdani: “A lot of what we’ve come to accept as the facts of life across our country is driven by democratic socialist principles. If today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered today and yet that’s the library. And the same thing with the fire department and the same thing with public schools”

These kids from Clacton absolutely cooked Nigel Farage here, and they speak more sense than any Reform voter I have ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leadership.

Basically, what Andy's done is scrape the dried poo off Labour's Y-fronts, turned them inside out and put them back on again.

@Selene_Mariposa Back in the old days people thought the bbc was worth every penny. Great docos, high class drama, hilarious comedies & trustworthy News. But for 30 yrs people like Murdoch bought sport, netflix took over drama & the war on woke stripped away creativity. RIP BBC.

Let me get this straight, because it broke my American brain. In the UK there is a thing called the telly tax. You do not pay it because you watch the BBC. You pay it because you own a television at all. The physical box in your living room. So the government charges you for the privilege of owning a screen, then uses the money to fund the channel you were trying to avoid. It is a cover charge for a party you never wanted to attend. And now 2.6 million households have looked at that deal and said no thank you, the biggest walkout in a generation. Meanwhile, in the land of the free and the aggressively over-appliance, I have six televisions. Six. All of them Samsungs. One exists purely to play weather radar and college football in a room I enter twice a month. Nobody taxed me for a single one. No letter, no inspector at my door confirming I own a Samsung. So here is my modest proposal for everyone over there still paying. You still own the box. You still get the bill. So on the same night, all of you, haul the telly down to the river and on the count of three heave it in. Call it the London TV Party. You already have the blueprint. Some colonists did the exact same thing with a boatload of tea in a harbor once, and it worked out pretty well for the ones doing the throwing. The BBC taxes the box, so you drown the box. No box, no tax. No tax, no lecture. Just a very confused fish watching reruns at the bottom of the river. I am not saying start a revolution over a television fee. I am just saying it would not be the first time a tax in the water turned into a whole new country. 🥃🦋

@BuzzPatterson @realDonaldTrump No one in the world outside of USA is called Buzz, but overall, the world was mostly pissed at the whole shitshow as once again the Buzzers took over a World event, monetised it, put on cheesy half time shows, got arselicked by Infantile & helped Argentziotina cheat. Viva Espana.

Remember when all the lefties and Eurotrash told us @realDonaldTrump would ruin the World Cup? After the most successful, insanely-attended World Cup in history, the Boss has done it! I’m incredibly proud to be an American. How about you?🇺🇸

@georgegalloway But George, won't will be perverse fun watching Ed on the 'World Stage"? After all, he's considered a "Lefty" & he's Jewish, so maybe, just mabe, he'll put the wind up the zionists? Yeah? Nah? Yeah? Maybe not? Itll be fun to see how he fares with Chump & Beelzebub, wouldn't it?

Your new Foreign Secretary. God save us. #Bonkers

@BorrachinhaMMA Was Dido, Queen of Carthage, a white woman, as your version of mythology has it, even tho Carthage was in Tunisia? Given the proximity of Africa, the slave trade and Greek maritime skills, Helen could easily have been black, as could Circe, Calypso or the cyclops. It's mythology.

This trend where every movie has to feature people of all races—even historical films set in places where only one race existed—is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in cinema.

@Brunte84 Betcha they don't .

The only person the vast majority of this country want to see at Buckingham Palace 🤝🇬🇧

I don't doubt for a second that this is correct. Taking the UK as an example, who authorised the UK military to engage Russia in any capacity? It's increasingly obvious that democracy is nonsense. No wonder whoever is actually in charge is keen to close down social media...

@DollidarityArmy You have a way with words that is incomparable Mannie. More please x

Will this fraudulent wannabe wall-kissing war mongering wanker, be as despised as the previous apartheid appeasing genocide-enabling rent boy fellating morally vacuumed moribund dull-as-dishwater cunt?

@NoodleHairCR7 Messy

"Referee no fair no fair" 😭😭😭😭😭 x.com/Pessi14Yrs/sta…

@MAGAVoice Hes like a big old 3 year old prone to preening and tantrums. Give him a lolly and stick him in front of the telly

I am in tears. After President Trump PERSONALLY gives the World Cup Trophy to Spain, the Captain and team want Trump to Celebrate with them 🙏 Liberals do NOT want you to see this ❤️

@badsciencemonk There's dickheads and then there's so called auditors. I used to think it was funny but ive seen enough of their content to tell me that they're generally antagonistic protofascist wankers

These dickhead auditors hassling people who save lives gets on my tits

Imagine a drug fuelled army of he-men on the rampage. Nothing says "my country is a genocidal basket case" like pumping your squadies full of man juice chemicals.