Sam William Faulkes

@Alexandr4Denman Doctor or lawyer? Can’t be a dentist

This is on its way how fabulous 😣

@Keir_Starmer Happy Mother’s Day you cretinous dope

As the holy month of Ramadan ends, I wish Muslims in the UK and across the world a blessed and joyful Eid-al-Fitr. Eid Mubarak!

@WG_RumblePants Imagine comparing that con-man comedian to Churchill 😂😂

@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @JDVance Not sure they’d agree

Delighted to be back in Washington DC, supporting @Keir_Starmer. There is no relationship closer than that of the UK and the US. Together we will continue to do great things for our shared security and growth. Thank you @POTUS, @JDVance for your gracious hospitality.

@lcfcrnvr Leicester will win 8-0

Leicester vs West Ham predictions?

@LCFC Can’t wait to watch the mighty foxes put eight past them! 🦊

Back in action on Thursday 🏟️ #WHULEI

@UKLabour Which parents?

This Labour government is putting up to £450 a year back in parents’ pockets and making sure children are ready to learn.

@RachelReevesMP @DavidLammy *Slava Great Britain

Today @DavidLammy has announced the UK's largest sanctions package against Russia since 2022. Strengthening Ukraine's hand will help to build a secure, prosperous Europe and UK. Slava Ukraini.

@SkySportsNews I’d say we’re already pretty consistent…

🗣️ "There's no mercy in this league" Ruud van Nistelrooy says his Leicester side are working on 'consistency' ahead of their match with Brentford tonight 🔵

@Keir_Starmer Ukraine, well known as the most corrupt country in Europe. You’ll fit right in then…

Britain, Europe and Ukraine must have a secure future, and democratic values must prevail.

@WorldByWolf On what grounds?

“As Caribbean people we are not going to forget our history, we don’t just want to hear an apology - we want reparations”. This is what happens when you have politicians with dual/split loyalties. British politicians should only care about what’s best for the British people.

@lcfcrnvr This is the Daka we signed. It was all downhill from here unfortunately…

This performance by Daka is the best Europa League performance ever

@Keir_Starmer Say his name.

My heart goes out to the family and loved ones of the boy, the staff and students at the school and the entire community of Sheffield.

@LCFCshitposting More book balancing and dodgy dealing no doubt. Sell Coady for £5m - book it immediately. Buy Dawson for £5m and spread it over 3 year deal.

This is absolutely diabolical. Swapping a 31yr old for a 34yr old gets us what exactly? Someone is trying to destroy us from the inside. You can no longer deny it. This is more than negligence. This is sabotage.

Ruud in the dressing room at full time… #lcfc

@LCFCshitposting Bring him home…

Mahrez could cushion a sleeping baby from a 60ft drop and it wouldn't even wake up, his first touch is unrivalled 🪶

@Keir_Starmer @ScotGovFM @moneillsf They dont want your thoughts, Keir. They want you to resign!

My thoughts are with those affected by Storm Éowyn. Thank you to emergency responders for keeping communities safe. I’ve spoken with @ScotGovFM, @Moneillsf and @Little_Pengelly, engineers have been dispatched and we will continue to work together to support recovery efforts.

@DavidLammy @realDonaldTrump Have you no shame?!

Many congratulations President @realDonaldTrump on your historic return to the White House. There are no greater allies than the UK and US. Our close economic, security, intelligence and cultural ties deliver growth and prosperity on both sides of the Atlantic. I look forward to further strengthening the special relationship over the years to come.

@Keir_Starmer Thank god. We’ve got our top man on the job 🙄

AI is the defining opportunity of our generation. My government will harness it to deliver change for working people across our country.

@DavidLammy Lovely stuff David. Glad to hear that you’re concerned. Now onto the important stuff… when are you going to resign?

Concerned by reports from Romanian authorities of Russian interference in their presidential elections. Romanian elections should be decided only by the Romanian people, freely and fairly.  The UK remains a resolute Ally and friend to Romania and is confident in its democracy.