Samuel

@JustinBennettFX “alts on the blockchain” 🥴

Me: BTC to $30k, ETH to $500 Crypto Bro: Not possible. That would destroy alts. There are 50 million alts on the blockchain, and maybe 0.1% have any real utility, and that's being generous. Me: Yes, and?

@elonmusk @boringcompany Boring company should do the hs2 uk 🚄

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

@koreanjewcrypto @SolJakey they come in peace and heard @saylor shilling btc

@SolJakey What has to happen for this to cash?

Im about to make 140k We called this over 2 months ago ALIENS ARE REAL

@SCHIZO_FREQ @TheCryptoDog Wait till they hear about bugs and viruses

Gym bros have called the drugs they use their "stacks" since before the dawn of personal computers Tech bros appear to think gym bros copied this term from the way they talk about software

@BooneW @THORChain Awesome

@THORChain v0.1 boonewheeler.com/boonetools/rap…

I'm in the process of vibecoding up a @THORChain RapidSwap™️ dashboard and think I caught one of the first successful ones: thorchain.net/tx/BAC7E87147D… $RUNE

@IncomeSharks Your charts are getting stolen again… are we back?

Crypto has a chance to flip the Supertrend bullish for the first time since it said to sell on October 10th.

@TylerSCrypto @IncomeSharks 🤨

are you paying attention? crypto supertrend flipping bullish for the first time since The 10/10 Crash it’s big - and it’s coming.

All bots are PDFiles

PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe won’t make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

They kidnapped Maduro and assassinated Khamenei before they arrested a single Epstein pedophile….

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

CT used to feel like a movie. Used to feel like a bunch of irrationally optimistic retards banding together and going to war to send likeable coins to stupid valuations. It has since devolved into 14yo Fortnite players racing to see who can buy the earliest and sell the quickest. The fall from glory is palpable.

The shit nft companies would launch after collecting 6million dollars in mint funds

Jane Street was running an algorithm that dumped Bitcoin every single morning at 10am. Every day. For months. Crashing the price. Liquidating retail. Buying back lower. Rinse and repeat. The second they got sued it stopped. The 10am dump disappeared. Now Bitcoin just had the best day in months. One trading firm... That’s all it took to suppress the entire crypto market for months. Now ask yourself how much of the crypto price action is even real. How many people panic sold because the charts look terrible. How many people got liquidated. How many billions were taken from regular people by a single trading desk. And this is just the first one to get caught so far… it’s about to get VERY interesting.

@koreanjewcrypto What you on

Starting to think these peptides are a scam I still feel like shit