Sam Jenkins 🇬🇧

@kittenaround_51 Make up should be illegal man

I can imagine the guys saying each edit cut is like drinking another beer🍻

@UKLabour Get fucked

From today, millions of workers across the UK will benefit from strengthened rights in the workplace.

@FutOffsides Cry more

🚨VAR missed an offside offence in Southampton's winning goal against Arsenal. 📸Larin, who was in a clear offside position, obstructed the keeper's vision of the ball. ❌IT'S OFFSIDE. 👉The striker causes Kepa to react late, therefore impacting his ability to save the ball.

This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.

@Lea_EFC Gutted when he left United but if Anderson is 100 mil then he’s 150 easy

If Elliot Anderson is worth £100m, how much is James Garner worth?🤔

@livescore Imagine tuchel dropped all 3 for World Cup 😂😂

𝙀𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 Arsenal stars have pulled out of International duty this week due to injury 👀❌

@ManUtd Who?

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈

@SAFCPaddy Lewis hall Welsh now yea?

The only World Cup starting 11:

@FabrizioRomano 🧢

🚨⛔️ Gabriel Magalhães has withdrawn from the Brazil squad due to right knee pain, statement confirms. Gabriel and Saliba (as announced yesterday) will both stay in London to recover.

@julian_thfc Gray. lol

@julian_thfc As a United fan I totally agree. Gary has been brilliant for spurs. Mainoo ain’t it

SCANDAL🚨😱 Kobbie Mainoo is in the English Squad - but Archie Gray isn't. How is this even possible ?!

@NOT_MOTD No

Do you agree with this?

@FPLBenfica @FPL_Harry Same here 😅

@FPL_Harry Andersen, Wilson, rice, haaland … 1 FT oh man…

More injuries 🚨 He looked uncomfortable for a while before being subbed off

@FPLGOAT7 Hear me out…. Even if he did have info on haaland not being In squad. He would have ended with the exact same team because Bruno was his vice captain you melons 😅😂😂

Andy is one of the finest actors of the FPL community 1. Left screenshot is his bus team from last Sunday with Haaland captain 2. The 2nd image on top is 11 seconds before the deadline with Haaland captain 3. The 2nd image bottom is 1 second before the deadline with Bruno captain "mistakenly" 4. De Niro had the captaincy on Haaland for more than 7 days, he is ranked inside the top 1k in rank and made a mistake 9 seconds before the deadline 5. The acting on livestream was absolutely top notch when he realised he mistakenly captained Bruno

@Sassafrass_84 Not being gay is my excuse

I'm pretty sure only gay men dress like this. I could be wrong, though. 🤔

@audreyholt_ 12

she’s a 10 but she’s right wing… now what

@AbuuAfc Arsenal

What will stop Arsenal from winning all 4 trophies available this season?👀

@TheNorfolkLion Saying don’t need to hide whilst your only visible feature is your eyes seems quite mental

How can she says he’s hiding when she’s dressed like a letterbox.

@LegacySiu Khedira

Guess the missing player 99% of fans will fail.