samantha espinal

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

Life is better when nobody knows anything about you! 🌸

Mi cena perfecta

I have Netflix, Hulu, HBO Max, and Disney Plus and I STILL don't even know what to watch

When someone says reading is boring but they've never experienced staying up until 2am for just one more chapter

Help, I’m sad. And I’m tired of it.

Tubi has reacted to Netflix raising their prices again: “Raising my price from free to free”

“Are you free after work?” me after work:

when someone says it took them years to get lean and toned but i need that by next friday

I think the most satisfying thing about reading a book is watching the left side get thicker and the right side get thinner

when you tell an older black lady to have a good day and she say “you too baby”

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

Reject Millennial grey. Embrace color.

Stuff like this will ALWAYS be way adorable and cooler than doing the same bit with AI

pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

At the end of my presentation when I say, "Does anyone have a question?" and someone actually asks one

Cotton clothing should not be THIS difficult to find.

no one: my legs: