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samboddy🪖🪖@Samboddy01·
Alhamduliha🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Melanin Nwa 🌺✨
Melanin Nwa 🌺✨@sisbruuv·
The kidnappers made my brother call my dad yesterday at 6:34pm. The call was made using my brother's phone number. They are demanding for 50m. My dad called back and the number was unreachable. The kidnap took place around 9am on Sunday Morning, his car was found close to Y junction in Nkwelle, Oyi local government area of Anambra State. An eyewitness informed us that he was double crossed by a hilux with armed men in military outfits, he was not alone in the car, he was on his way to church with a girl and they were both taken. This is the recorded call that was made to my dad and a video of where his car was found. @HarrisonBbi18 @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @AnambraNewMedia @CCSoludo
Melanin Nwa 🌺✨@sisbruuv

My Brother was kidnapped yesterday morning on his way to church. He was driving, his car was found parked along the road, till now we haven't heard from him. We've reached out to the Police and they told us to keep praying.

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Dr KALU, OON
Dr KALU, OON@DrKalu_·
JUST IN!!! President Bola Ahmad Tinubu I Totally Disagree With You That You Inherited A Dilapidated Nigeria From The Former President Muhammadu Buhari Below Are My Reasons - Emir Mohammed Sanusi Mohammed Message to Tinubu. "How Can A President That Claimed To Have Inherited A Dilapidated Nigeria Be Spending Public Funds Extravagantly As If You Inherited A Rich And Prosperous Country How Would You Justify The Following Extravagant Spendings Under Your Government 21 Billion Naira To Renovate The Vice President House 70 Billion Naira To The National Assembly Members To Buy SUVs At The Cost 160 Million Naira Per One For Senators And House Of Representatives Members Specifically 4 Billion Naira To Renovate Dodan Barrack Lagos Another 3 Billion Naira To Renovate Aguda House 5 Billion Naira Was Given To Presidential Tax Reforms Committee Of Less Than Twenty People Headed By Taiwo Oyedele With Nothing To Show For It 1.5 Billion Naira To Purchase Cars For Your Wife Senator Oluremi Tinubu Despite The Fact That First Lady Office Is Not Recognised By Our Constitution 300% Salary Increase For The Judges Which Was Speedily Passed By The Insensitive And Irresponsible Senators 5 Billion Naira Was Budgeted For Presidential Fleet Of Cars For President Bola Ahmad Tinubu 5 Billion equally budgeted for Presidential Yatch 225 Billion naira spent on so-called Presidential Jet 90 Billion naira spent on 2024 Hajj pilgrimage Billions of Naira Was Budgeted For Your Trips Including The Vice President Kashim Shettima To The Detriment Of The Citizens Every Senator Is Paid 21 Million Naira Monthly House Of Representatives Are Earning 13.5 Million Monthly All The Increment Was Done By Your Government 15 Trillion Naira Lagos Calabar Coastal Road Was Awarded Illegally To Your Friend A Lebanese Gilbert Chagoury Who Was Repatriated Back To His Country By The Former President Obasanjo You Have The Largest Ministers Ever In The History Of Nigeria". ©️
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Prayah💅
Prayah💅@Her_mionical·
@Hauwa_L She was ready to go to that loo to drag him out A girl’s girl😂😂😂
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Hauwa 🌟🌬
Hauwa 🌟🌬@Hauwa_L·
I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???” I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card. She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?” All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂
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CHOCOLATE CITY MUSIC
CHOCOLATE CITY MUSIC@choccitymusic·
In celebration of World Music Day, tag an artiste you appreciate. Let them know their music matter 🤎
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Queen Bee 👑 🐝
Queen Bee 👑 🐝@RealQueenBee__·
HAPPENING in Ekiti State Nigeria. The Governor is throwing Bread to the citizen as though they're animal 😭😭😭💔💔💔 The damages that APC has done to Nigeria will take decades of hard work to fix.
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Florian Plettenberg
Florian Plettenberg@Plettigoal·
🚨⏳ Sami Khedira on the verge of joining Real Madrid. 39 y/o World Cup winner is set to join José Mourinho’s coaching staff at Real as an assistant coach. Khedira has given his green light. Final steps. @berger_pj 🇩🇪
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𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘
quit porn and replace your worn out boxers get a haircut every 2 weeks shower twice daily own a few quality polos and button down shirts have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant) drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day use the restroom before leaving the house dress well no matter where you’re going above all, love God save, bookmark and share with your brothers buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾
.@99hyce

Brother to Brother:

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samboddy🪖🪖@Samboddy01·
@gemininiiii @Collen333_ A legend will know who Asake Dey diss for this verse “What’s the chances whats the probability to see a better of me with agility”😂😂😂
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samboddy🪖🪖@Samboddy01·
@MR__Sulaiman1 When I was staying at ore I had to enter cooking mode coz it’s so frustrating, there are no good food in the whole of ore, even crunchies there cook rubbish
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Big Sman.🍥
Big Sman.🍥@MR__Sulaiman1·
An Igbo man was left stunned after buying street food from a roadside vendor only to discover the raw meat he had just purchased from a nearby seller.🙆‍♂️
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Kyle
Kyle@KYLEtemmie·
@dammiedammie35 Na to Dey sc@m and d!ceive people this one just sabi
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
BLORD just released an app where you can fake your account balance to any amount you want….. people go too deceive each other with this p 😭😂
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am7🇵🇹
am7🇵🇹@am7evenn·
Couldn’t touch him in his prime, now they’re nitpicking a 41-year-old.
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𝒁𝑼𝑲𝑶
𝒁𝑼𝑲𝑶@heiszuko_·
@am7evenn This is just normal football play lol “his prime” there was never his prime 😂💔
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MR M$NEY
MR M$NEY@asakemusik·
è gbe Olorun Tobi
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ABISCO
ABISCO@Abisco__·
What did I just watch 😭😂
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