Sami Ryder🐘

My biggest fear in life is marrying someone that makes my monogram ugly

@amazon is allowing duplicate accounts to use my card without authorization and their support people are hanging up on me. Allowing fraud to take place and blaming the victim is not a good look.

Nick Saban to ESPN: “There is life after football, but I’m always going to be here for Alabama however they need.”

@maisiehpeters Nooo dog chant is wrong it’s Roll Tide

atlanta do u guys not like the dog chant i’m so confused

“i wouldn’t marry “i’d marry you me either” w paper rings”

First #1 overall pick in Alabama history!

went to bed at 9, woke early and worked out, now i’m making myself a smoothie. they need to discover a new way for me to feel this good without having to do any of that

for y’all saying “lol alabama can’t claim jalen hurts”

True...

broke up with my therapist today because I can’t afford them and they were like “what are you gonna do to take care of yourself?” and I was like…..I wanna say start Gossip Girl from the beginning again but I’m guessing that’s the wrong answer???

Ohio State continues to get the special treatment that everyone says Alabama gets

at my girlfriend’s house for thanksgiving and i asked if we could watch the game and she said “of course!” then put on a gossip girl thanksgiving episode

Scar or the old miss quarterback? You tell me

@margosteines @Keally22 rss

this semester i tried a radical thing where i made every single deadline flexible for my college writing students. every single one! no "i almost died" note required. the policy is that if they aren't going to meet the deadline, they just propose an alternate one. i bet this...

If your team hasn’t won 28 SEC Championships with 18 National Championships, I don’t want to hear your assessment on Bama’s football program

None of them🗑️

hits different. on spotify. when?