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@imjoshnelson7 @TreasurerBeach @POTUS RETWEET

No fake news here. These first drafts honoring America’s 250th Birthday and @POTUS are real. Looking forward to sharing more soon, once the obstructionist shutdown of the United States government is over.

Started making sourdough bread and i swear my motivation for the gym went out the window. #breadbelly

Just spent my last night in my house… Tonight I’ll officially be moved in with the bf 🫨

@thegroovylion And the backstory/time spent on the airbenders was amazing. They’ve stayed true to so much (I’m on episode 4), that it would be annoying if they just tried to verbatim recreate the original because that would be a let down.

@dILLON_cASSIDY_ 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

@TeddyyHayes The Whitney does it again!

I saw a guy i used to sleep with at a concert last night and he goes, “damn, are you eating? You look great.” I think that’s a win? but I’m not sure.

I need help figuring out what to wear to a wedding next month… i really want to wear something like this but don’t know if i can pull it off.

I know everyone is drooling over Geralt in the Witcher, but honestly Yennefer is sexy as hell. She is slaying Season 3.

@Sammy_James_ I make a very tasty crumble

I’ve had about enough of trying to be fit. I want Crumbl.

@JackRxxl 🙋🏼‍♂️

@Sammy_James_ Oh hello there fuzzy man

Went to Walmart right after the gym… got asked if i work there. Ummm…

Wimbledon is on at the gym and I’m sorry… have i been sleeping on tennis?! Djokovic is so sexy. 🔥🥵

Wordle pisses me off sometimes… And it’s mostly because it highlights how terrible i am at vocabulary.

@kylehhhh Okay.. major flex. But how many did you FIND while looking for yours?

I didn’t lose a golf ball today. What have you done?

@patchyboy Never said i was proud of that fact

@Sammy_James_ It’s 8:29PM on a Wednesday

So. Hungover. Can’t. Move.

So 40mg of melatonin last night was way to much. Going back down to 10

Impulse bought gym shorts in a small… tried them out today. Not surprised at all that i am not a small. 🫠🙃