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My heart beat beats me senselessly | He/They

A compartment of my life Katılım Eylül 2008
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martin 🍊@dryhumper24·
Doing this little light of mine at church today 😢
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patchyboy@patchyboy·
@ByuSome @jakemmccleary “Big open spaces just for walking” likes having room to walk in an airport is a bad thing 🙄
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Some.BYU.Dude
Some.BYU.Dude@ByuSome·
@jakemmccleary Legitimately why? Nobody ever says why. We wait an hour every single time for car seats. B Gate is legit embarrassing. No separate TSA, parking, or transportation to it. Big open spaces just for walking.
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Some.BYU.Dude
Some.BYU.Dude@ByuSome·
I travel a lot. I can't stand SLC Airport. I don't understand anyone who has a positive view of it. No easy way of getting around other than walking. Gate B is forever away and has no separate dropoff or TSA. TSA is always terrible and backed up. Every single time we travel with car seats, it takes forever to get them. Can't believe LAX and FAT of all places handle car seats better than SLC 😂 SLC International needs so much work to be remotely good.
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I just adopted a cat
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I know about someone who “served fish”. And five thousand who “ate”.
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patchyboy@patchyboy·
@BlackLanterrn If you waited any longer you’d almost have to say it was overdue
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Swolecialist@BlackLanterrn·
HONEY IM HOME
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patchyboy@patchyboy·
@emerantura As a kid we would be lucky to get a couple 100° days… now it’s long stretches.
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Emily
Emily@emerantura·
Have summers in Utah always been this hot??? I don’t remember it being this sweltering all summer, growing up. But maybe as a kid I just handled it better
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michael jordy
michael jordy@JauntyJordy·
The straight man’s obsession with needing a fist bump even if you’re holding something in each hand.
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nymphl0rd@nymphl0rd·
If your avoidant friend ignores your call or FaceTime just know that is a huge sign of respect in their culture
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patchyboy
patchyboy@patchyboy·
Walking through my old office is giving backroom vibes lol
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michael jordy
michael jordy@JauntyJordy·
Have you ever woke up from sleep like you just woke up from the dead? Like I’m talking how it’s portrayed in movies, immediately sitting bolt upright with a gasp like the breath of life was just forced back into you?
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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe
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@JauntyJordy Okay but that’s the first second of starting an audiobook.
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michael jordy
michael jordy@JauntyJordy·
Why is ‘THIS IS AUDIBLE’ always louder than the dang audiobook (I don’t need it quieter, I need my book louder)
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