He Who Remains

100 kms on two wheels and the world painted in yellow blooms 🌼✨ #bike #bullet350 #RoyalEnfield #monsoon @royalenfield

@Mbahdeyforyou Tuesday 8 PM ET: officially the most stressful happy hour in history. 🍸💣

What is going on 😲

@GuntherEagleman If clocks had feelings, they’d be terrified right now. ⏰💀

PREDICTION: President Trumps next Truth Social post… “TICK TOCK MOTHERFCKERS”

@WarMonitor3 Deadline shifting again… at this rate, the calendar is going to file a restraining order. 📅😅

So Trump has extended the deadline for Iran by 24hours…

@alifarhat79 He gave Iran a deadline… then moved it four times. Someone check if he’s using Microsoft Word ‘track changes.’ 📝💥

BREAKING: Trump posts a date and time. It can be a deadline for Iran or the release of a shitcoin. No one knows

@ShivAroor Trump’s Iran deadline: Tuesday 8 PM. Translation: Maybe Tuesday, maybe next week, definitely kaboom. 💣

UPDATED 🚨 🌑 Mar 22: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!” 🌓 Mar 26: “Open Hormuz in 5 days!” 🌔 Mar 27: “Open Hormuz in 10 days!” 🌕 Apr 4: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!” 🌒 Apr 5: “Open Hormuz by Tuesday!” 🌖 Apr 7: “Open fuckin’ strait by Tue!” 🌓 April 7: “Open Hormuz by Wednesday”

@KobeissiLetter At this point, Tuesday isn’t a day, it’s a warning label. ⚠️💣

BREAKING: President Trump appears to move the "48 hour deadline" on Iran back to Tuesday at 8 PM ET, 34 hours after the initial deadline.

@nicksortor Trump’s strategy in one sentence: Deadline, threat, tweet, repeat. 🐦💣

🚨 JUST IN — PRESIDENT TRUMP: “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!” 👀

@DeItaone Tuesday 8 PM ET: mark your calendars… or risk your infrastructure being repurposed into rubble. 🏗️🔥

Trump on Iran deadline: ‘Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!’

@StephenKing Someone explain to me why the baby food splatter looks exactly like US foreign policy rn.

@SpencerHakimian Trump keeps moving deadlines like it’s a reality show. Next episode: ‘Survivor: Middle East Edition.’ 📺💣

Before you give them another 10 day extension?

@NewsWire_US Trump’s new foreign policy: ‘Do it by Tuesday or redecorate your country with explosions.’ 💥

Trump: Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!

@Osint613 One minute it’s negotiation, the next it’s ‘Tuesday = Boom Day.’ Even the calendar is confused. 📅💣

U.S. President Donald Trump: "Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!"

@sidhant This ultimatum has changed more times than my Wi‑Fi password. 🤦‍♂️

Trump gives time for his Iran deadline:

@BRICSinfo Trump’s deadline keeps changing. pretty soon it’ll just read ‘When Mars lines up with Venus.’ 🪐💥

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump gives Iran until Tuesday at 8:00 PM ET to make a deal or he will blow up Iranian power plants and bridges.

@isaiahrmartin Sane washing? Please. This isn’t diplomacy, it’s chaos with a Twitter account. 🐦

Stop sane washing Trump. There is no 5D chess. There is no strategy. This is a senile, insane maniac that dragged us into war and is crashing out because he has NO CLUE WHAT TO DO!!!!

@KobeissiLetter Trump moves the deadline so much, Iran probably has a calendar just for his tweets. 📅🐦

President Trump's "48 hour deadline" has just been extended to 82 hours for Iran: President Trump has now stated to multiple news outlets that he will "blow everything up" in Iran if they do not make a deal by Tuesday. However, the "48-hour deadline" for a deal, which he set on Saturday, expires on Monday at 10:05 AM ET. Now, Trump has made a post that states "Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!" It appears that President Trump has shifted his deadline for US strikes on Iranian power plants for the 4th time.

@sagarcasm CSK giving +2 to every team. Sounds like a charity league with extra style points.

CSK to every team in 2026

The hair. The expression. The feeling that it's about to announce a tariff.

@AutismCapital Scientists have confirmed it primarily communicates through Truth Social. 🐟

Okay this is absolutely hilarious LMAO 💀

@YourAnonTV Apparently the Navy has a new hobby: ‘Extreme sightseeing.’ North Korea not amused. 😬🛫

🚨⚡️BREAKING: A U.S. Navy aircraft reportedly entered North Korean territory; the reason remains unclear