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@geordiejosh Not a club legend but kept us in the premier league 20/21

I’ve lost all hope

@geordiejosh Go on Dennis the mennis, new look and that😂

Rest in peace the messiah👑 #nufc

RIP King Kev❤️ #NUFC

No fat lad toe punting it wide from 50 yards? Nah, not for me. #NUFC

Dirty argie fucking CUUUUNTSSSSS #NUFC #ENGLAND #ARGENTINA

@ToonPolls Enjoy mate!

Thanks to Fun88 for honouring a 4 year old joke tweet and sending me, my brother and nephew to the World Cup Final. Unreal.

@Im_RobM @PekkTinNUFC My first ever away game, on to forget👍

Isak saying he wanted to leave and Nick Pope dropping another one of his awful clangers in our new bright pink top. Happy anniversary to one of the biggest headloss days on the #NUFC timeline.

"I basically showed him up in front of his mates"...

@ToonTakeover_ Are you burnsy in disguise 🥸

Just got back from a tour of SJP....saw a few potential signings but not sure of their names. Will post a photo shortly to see if anyone can help identify them. Only got a fleeting glimpse so had to be quick....not the best photo 📸 👀 #NUFC

I could cry of nostalgia by the memories of 22/23 season for #NUFC was literally perfect. The fans were unreal, only lost 5 games, Wembley, players were class. Ahh to go back

Bruno G commented ‘❤️’ on Aaron Ramsdale’s goodbye post. #NUFC

@lostrichy 👍

@Samtndl Exactly this, this is highlighting a whole lot of fakes.

Just want to say this I know we are in the fucking trenches right now. And this club has gone south so quickly. Anyway, I know it’s so easy to turn away but when the glory days do come back, all these fake cunts can fuck off, it’s happened before and will happen again. #NUFC 🏁

Hope all the happy clapper fans are buzzing. Cant believe those sick cunts clapped Howe off last season. Would rather be in the championship again with a real fucking fanbase, none of this plastic shite. When better days do come, please all the plastics never come back #NUFC

@Swads29 Made me want to kill my self, but bring the fat cunt back!!!

#Bringhimhome #NUFC

@toonyjat Fucking cuck

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle United hold no grudges against Manzambi or his agents. Andy Howe wrote an email to player himself congratulating him on his move to Villa and wished him a great season. #NUFC

Elliot Anderson saying “Geordies” when ‘Hey Jude’ is playing makes me cry. #NUFC

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC 😭can’t trust anyone

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73974…

Went for a piss at the pub, opened the door heard celebrations. I ran back and joined in watched the goal and said right I’ll gan now. Went again opened the door, heard celebrations. Fuck my life #england #nufc