@levie My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!
@delfyclark19
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samuel silva
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Totally normal and friendly robot, can’t imagine anything going wrong
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@Insideandria Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death!
@Toyotadreamin
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FASHION NOVA, ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE AND STOP CURSING ON MY PHONE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@bod_republic The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
@Samjones706
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@yerimua Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day
@GeneratioHollow
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Esto fue lo que tuve que haber hecho cuando tenia 18🥹💕
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@elonmusk Obey the law, be a good citizen, but not necessarily a good person.
@Nicole_barbssss
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Sped up trip there & back again
SpaceX@SpaceX
Onboard view from Falcon 9’s flight to space and back during smallsat rideshare mission
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@BillyM2k You have no problem at all, this is because your parents have problems, who made you like this!
@Fitnessordye
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@BillyM2k Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
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@BigImpactHumans Brother is a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.
@FabienFageol
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turns out my password is pretty tough to crack.
How safe is your password?
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@Lakers Brother is a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.
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@Lakers As long as dawn appears before sunset, as long as you arrive before finishing out of class.
@88craigjohnson
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@elonmusk According to the pig aesthetic, I am basically a beauty.
@d_horoscopo
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All four orbital launch pads fully loaded with rockets for the first time!
SpaceX@SpaceX
SpaceX had four rockets on four pads and two Dragons on orbit today—as CRS-26 Dragon departed the @space_station with Crew-5 Dragon still attached to the orbiting lab, Falcon Heavy rolled out of the hangar, two Falcon 9’s readied for launch, and Ship 24 was stacked onto Booster 7
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@Lakers Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day
@GeneratioHollow
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@elonmusk His eyebrows slide to the bottom page. Don't you hate it when this happens?
@DayaneeMarinah
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