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@window_market @fesshole Dude, they were fucking

@fesshole You didn’t keep the routine for the dog you kept it for the neighbor. Sometimes the walk is just an excuse to make sure someone isn’t alone.

Two years ago we moved house. Since then I've been going back to 'walk the dog' a couple of times a week for our old neighbour. The dog died 18 months ago.

@jimmymcbride1 I mean technically 6 managers have won the league with Utd James West (2nd division) John Chapman (2nd division) Ernest Magnall (1st division) Sir Matt Busby (1st division) Tommy Docherty (2nd division) Sir Alex Ferguson (1st division aka premier league in all it's iterations)

Three managers have won the league with Man Utd in our entire history … so imo it’s a bit of a mute point when asking “but can he win the league” for us when discussing our next gaffer, simply because you’ll never know until you give the bloke a job just how well he’ll perform

@henrywinter Only needed this bit

Michael Carrick has restored Manchester United to the Champions League. He has restored hope and pride. He has just won a huge game against ancient rivals. Carrick now has 10 wins, two draws and only two defeats in 14 games in charge. A team that bordered on a distressed asset … looking a force again. An academy that could have worried about the pathway for prospects being blocked…have hope again. A fanbase frustrated by a team drifting … energised again. A club together again, Manchester United. As job auditions go, Michael Carrick could hardly have done much more. Deserves the job. United have tried bigger names and not fared as well. Carrick wants the job. He cares about the club. He has good coaches like Steve Holland supporting him. It’s Carrick, you know how hard he’ll work to make it work. #MUNLIV

Dorgu is ass

@Hayles_101 Loves a goal against the scousers doesn't he

KOBBIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Frimpong is a bit wank isn't he #munliv

@BBCMOTD Hope Fernandes scores and his celebration is simply him running towards the bench and signalling for them to take him off

Disastrous start for Liverpool 😬 Manchester United are 2-0 up inside 15 minutes thanks to goals from Matheus Cunha and Benjamin Sesko. This is the earliest Manchester United have ever gone 2-0 ahead in a Premier League match against Liverpool.

@TheFergusonWay No

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THEY GAVE THE ASSIST TO BRUNO

@FootyAccums Don't think he gets it cos the keeper touched it before Sesko

It's 2-0 already!!! Sesko pokes it home It looks like ANOTHER Bruno Fernandes assist!

@AdamMitcheson @Carra23 Came here for this 🤣

@Carra23 To be fair he made sure you were in some pictures of his actual goals.

“Have some of that bruv, you Scouse xxxx” probably…….😂 Not like you to make sure you were in the picture of someone else’s goal 😅 You now carry on this ritual by hanging around mixed zones bothering star players & asking your lackeys to film it!

@xCammy17x We conceded 45 goals since January 😬

@Sanderlanche Because those 2 didn't get games till January really

Barnsley player Ratings for the season Minimum 10 games played Cooper - 5 Goodman - 4 Watson - 6 O'Keefe -8 Mael - 8 Roberts - 3 Shepherd - 3 O'Connell - 7 Earl - 6 Ogbita - 4 Bland - 5 Connel - 4 Vimal - 4 Phillips - 7 Vickers - 3 Banks - 6 Kelly - 9 Cleary - 9

@Ginger_Tucci @kokeshimum I doubt you're gonna eat 28 stone of anchovies, you fat ginger fuck.

@kokeshimum It’s so baffling. Go to Spain, expect Spaniards to cater to you instead of enjoying the place you’ve paid money to go to. Side note; I fucking love anchovies. We’re in San Sebastián in a few weeks and I’m going to eat my body weight in them.

There’s no bigger ick than seeing a grown adult on holiday sporting a full football strip and having a full English breakfast. Gross. Eww. Can you just…. Not? Like why are you in another country without enjoying that countries culture and dressed like a 10 year old?

@DAMO_RUSSKY @ik_fiinn He's 29 until he's 31, that's how it works

@ik_fiinn He is 31.

John Stones is available on a free transfer!! He's just 29, 1.92m tall, very good on the ball, has football IQ, very good for the highline...unlike Araujo. He's not injury prone. Deco what are you waiting for????

@antclare78 @dougokane88 @nathan_bfc_8 Cheap, no ambition, willing to work on a shoe string budget, no questioning the board

@dougokane88 @nathan_bfc_8 Any idea what criteria is for the new gaffer Doug?

CONOR Hourihane admits he will be emotional during his final game as Barnsley head coach at home to promotion-chasing Stockport County on Saturday but is focused on his team’s performance. barnsleychronicle.com/article/35402/…

@tommy_ciao @MartinSLewis Yes, yes it is

@MartinSLewis Why can't people just stop flying to what Nina Simone called "hot dumb places" to get drunk all the time and then fly home again? Is that a *holiday*?

If flights are cancelled you'd usually be entitled to choose between a refund or alternative flight, but what about the hotel cost? Full info in the Martin Lewis Money Show Travel Special: How to protect yourself & save, watch it on: itv.com/watch/the-mart…

@petezslims @iamkaif23 It's the ONLY reply you'd had today

@iamkaif23 😂 😂 😂 this is the funniest reply I've heard today

There is absolutely no coming back from this . She just and the entire 7 billion people on earth just caught her husband watching gay p*orn

@Ladbrokes @DSkeltonRacing Why does he look like prince Andrew?

Champion Trainer and now the first British jumps trainer to cross £5m in prize money! 💰 Dan Skelton, take a bow! @DSkeltonRacing

@eyup_mate Same with all phone numbers, Doncaster was 0302 now 01302, Rotherham 0709 now 01709 etc etc

FAO Barnsley people who are older. Can someone please confirm that the Barnsley area code was 0226 and changed to 01226 in the 90's please? I've got an arsehole friend who thinks I'm making it up