The Mom, M.Ed. 💃

The Unwanted. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Reverse harem #romantasy #booktok #books #fantasy a.co/d/6MDrPUE

Gave myself a concussion, because #ChronicPain #chronicillness, and I’m totally over taking it easy.

#booktok #Bookstagram #romantasy #smut #amwriting a.co/d/ivWxuXG

The Unwanted. 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Reverse harem #romantasy #booktok #books #fantasy a.co/d/6MDrPUE

New book in the works! What happens when chronic pain and addiction affect a marriage? wattpad.com/1531044294?utm… #amwriting wattpad.com/1531044294?utm…

@RodLacroix Why do I need to make this???

My wife crocheted this eyeglass holder and I'm okay with her continuing to make stuff like this.

Keeping my kid home today because he was threatened at school yesterday. That kid thinks he can threaten to “jump” MY kid? He has nothing on my friend group and our love of true crime. Or my rage at the thought of someone harming my child.

@jflWrites Huskies refuse to go outside.

First Question of the Day Without using Fahrenheit or Celcius or Kelvin, what temperature is it where you are?

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Trump & the Village people. What a time to be alive.

GWB’s inner middle school kid vibes never ceases to make me laugh

I’m in love with Vance’s children. AUNTIE J IS HERE!! I BABYSIT FOR FREE!!! I HAVE NINJA BANDAIDS!! I HAVE PUPPY DOGS!! 🤣🤣🤣 I need grandkids, stat. Or in 8-10 years. Whatevs.

I’m here for all the fashion. Hair, hats, coats, dresses, heels. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!

Dude. Duuuuuuuuude. Is From Blood and Ash high fantasy where TEAM JACOB WINS??? I’m so geeking over here. GEEKING HARD!!!

Goldfinch is freaking sadder than Romeo and Juliet, and I didn’t think anyone could beat The Bard. Dying over Malina and Dommik. 😭😭😭 #booktok

RFA went well. As soon as my back stops burning from the inside out in … 5 days, I should be getting back to “normal.” Hopefully walking the twins and resuming my daily mom duties! #ChronicPain #chronicillness #arthritis

You never know how nasty your words sound until you have a depraved teenager. “Son, no. Not like that. The balls need to go deeper into the tree.” SMDH and FML.

There’s something wrong with me; I just started Haunting Adeline, and I’m here for it. #booktok

Me, 7:58: Mom, are you mad at me? Me, 7:59: Shit, I guess she is.

Nothing like having a group project due tomorrow in a class you never attended in a dream you never wanted to begin with.

That was the most coherent speech writer she’s had, yet.