Sara Hess

@internetalena you can tell when gluten is lying?

@internetalena Alena this is the correct answer! but also I use a Pilot Varsity

Folks, the solution is clear. We have to come together—jocks, nerds, drama kids, and band geeks—to put on one last big show to save Twitter.

@michaelaWat my comment stands

@SaraHess It’s an old pic. Just a new name.

Perfection. 🐐🐐 vulture.com/article/house-…

Thanks, @lindshulo :)

@daniel_m_lavery jezebel.com/reminder-barbr…

@SaraHess I fear I am missing some important context here!!

I'm pretty sure I've never had any of the "classic" dreams but one of the few I can remember from my childhood was that I discovered a tiny street in a friend's basement with miniature franchises like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell peopled with miniature employees

@internetalena what if you are Not Hot but come from a small town of extremely ugly people

@internetalena or what if you are in fact not hot, but you are unaware? if you have the confidence of a much hotter person

VOX gets it. Thank you @ajaromano vox.com/culture/2022/9…

@internetalena (me, a while back)

@internetalena Alena go to Liberty Puzzles, they are the truth and the way

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

New: #HouseOfTheDragon’s Sara Hess tells V.F. that the series will “not depict sexual violence,” clarifying earlier comments made by a showrunner. vntyfr.com/xbyunsX

This is great. variety.com/2022/tv/news/t…

History does not remember blood. It remembers names. August 21. #HouseoftheDragon

@michaelaWat on-running.com/en-us/products…

I know we’re grappling with a lot right now but real quick: why are women’s running and hiking shoes 80 times uglier than all mens shoe design?