Sarah Baumann

The number of times i have said “the little baby one” when asked for my drink size at Starbucks is, coincidentally, the same number of times a barista has looked at me with murder in their eyes

PUBLIC TRANSIT ALL DAAAAAY! 🚆🚌 And happy #BikeToWorkDay! You can use public transit for ALL your commuting needs. Headed to work? To @Q2Stadium for an @AustinFC match? We got you covered. (And score one for multi-modal transportation! 🚴‍♀️) 🖊️ signetsealed.com

Hot coffee with a twist! 🌀 Enjoy the option to have a hot coffee in under two minutes, no matter where your journey takes you. Snag your 4 pack of self heating cans now while you can: highbrewcoffee.com/products/self-… 🖊️: @sarahsumsitup

BITCOIN part 2! vm.tiktok.com/ZMecM4Rs1/

BITCOIN part 1! vm.tiktok.com/ZMecM5heQ/

messages that open with “hey girl!” terrify me

Even Garcetti’s rich white neighbors get it more than he does.

This aged well

@girlfr0g Moose // Branzino Baby

what’s your dog’s name and then what’s the name you call them that is absolutely no where near the real thing. I’ll start: Dobby // Governor

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

There is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco

What if garage doors were faster. Like really fast

@YungEmmySny @andregaluban does the potato I sent you 6 years ago mean nothing

@YungEmmySny This did not age well celery has only grown in power

@SamieFetzer2 Ohhh I know nothing but I know a girl that recaps things *googles NBA*

does anyone have time to explain all of the trading and stuff that they did this week in the NBA? preferably like i’m 5

putting the lobster is lobscars #Oscars

THE THINGS YOU NEVER SEE COMING #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor #pilotpete

in prep for the illustrated recap on my IG tonight! (@signetsealed on the insta)

I just finished #CHEER on Netflix & I have some thoughts: 1. I would (& I cannot stress this enough) DIE for Jerry. 2. I am so proud of Morgan and how far she's come!!! That progression!!! What a queen! 3. Gabi's parents are LITERAL trash 4. Miss Pattie needs more screen time

Kealia: I’ve heard people say CHEER on Netflix is really good, we should watch it. Me: I guess we can give it a shot. Me 2 episodes in: JERRY HARRIS IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF NAVARRO COLLEGE CHEERLEADING. IF HE DOESN’T MAKE THE MAT, I WILL RIOT.