Sarah Marsland

. @Halfords_uk can you tell me the point of booking a 10:30am slot for a tyre check? The website said it’ll take an hour. Staff on reception say it’ll take 2 hours which isn’t an issue. Go back after 2 hours and they hadn’t even started my car!!?? What an absolute waste of time.

@xTcSteLee @CallofDutyUK Tell em babe

@CallofDutyUK Stop forcing console players to play against hacking pc players

Are you ready to check off your names on the Hit List in Season 01? Your mission begins now 🥷 3️⃣ New MP Maps, Extraction, Heirloom, and Hideout ☢️ New Resurgence map Area 99 and #BlackOps6 Warzone integration 🃏 New Weapons, Operators, Modes and more

Said it before but I’m gonna say it again. If you’re poor and you’re struggling you’re told get rid of Netflix, stop having Costa, or my personal get a better job. But if you have land worth £Ms and you have to pay an extra tax… they have a protest for you. Oh do fuck off.

Fuck Conor McGregor and fuck anyone who supports him.

They had to surgically remove a tampon after the r*pe. This is not enough; he needs to be locked up

@TPExpressTrains @networkrail stranded in Leeds trying to get to stalybridge. What do all the passengers do now?

@TPExpressTrains @networkrail stranded in Leeds trying to get to stalybridge! What’s the plan for us passengers now?

@xTcSteLee @TylerTeeP says you

@TylerTeeP Virgin

Dark Matter Unlocked GG

Banning female athletes for having naturally high levels of testosterone is like banning basketball players for being too tall.

@xTcSteLee @CODUpdates @CallofDuty You literally are already deaf I have to repeat myself constantly 😬

@CODUpdates @CallofDuty Fix how loud your killstreaks Jesus fucking Christ be deaf by the time I’m 40 you stupid fucks

🛡️ #Warzone #TeamRICOCHET The RICOCHET Anti-Cheat team has deployed new detections targeting Ranked Play cheaters and boosters in Call of Duty: Warzone. #TeamRICOCHET has banned accounts caught in this sweep and leaderboards have been purged. A similar set of detections is in flight to target Ranked Play cheaters in #MW3 Multiplayer.

Whilst many tune into watch England in the #EURO2024 final, watching in hope and anticipation, remember many women and children will be watching for different reasons… Domestic abuse increases by 26% when England win or draw and by 38% after a defeat at a major tournament.

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had! P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

How can ANYONE be undecided. Fucking hell. 14 years of absolute dog shit and people are still thinking they *might* vote Tory. #skynews

Hang it in the Louvre.

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Here's Arnfield Brass on the stage at Mossley Band Contest. There's quite a crowd at Seel Park enjoying a bit of brass. #ProudTameside #TamesideWhitBands

@xTcSteLee @CallofDuty Tell em

@CallofDuty Fix your laggy games instead of shite packs

When arcade is life and 4 wheels on a board is everything else 🕹️🛹

Dear BBC. Please stop framing Oscar Pistorius as this fascinating man with this Shakespearian tragic arc we must all ponder in awe. He murdered Reeva Steenkamp, law graduate, campaigner, successful model, a woman with a future which he stole, when he shot her 13 times.