SashIndigo

Thank you for a great game @LandfallGames , I will now find you all and kick you in the head.

I'm a dizygotic triplet and I fucking hate my brothers with a burning rage. They came from the same egg so they always said they're twins with an unwanted spare. Everything I've done in my life has been to out do them. My only remaining wish is to outlive them both. Cunts.

A new #NintendoDirect is coming! Tune in tomorrow, Tuesday June 9th, at 15:00 (UK time) for around 50 minutes focused on games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch this year. Watch it here: ntdo.com/601478zQ2

@elonmusk @CommunityNotes Elon’s inbox will be flooded.

Users who interact with a misleading post that is subsequently corrected by @CommunityNotes will receive an 𝕏 Chat message of the CN to correct any misperception

@TiceRichard Hang on guys, I’ll say it so he likes it. “A win for capitalism as Sainsbury’s sell cheaper white eggs for same price as brown”

Sainsbury’s Net Stupid Zero madness: Brown eggs banned in store’s White eggs allowed as lower carbon footprint Seriously? Two tier eggs now…. newspaper.mailplus.co.uk/data/7892/read…

This is Miyamoto. In just a moment, at 11pm (UK time), we will livestream Star Fox Direct – 06/05/2026. The presentation runs for approximately 15 minutes, and I would be delighted if you could take a look. ntdo.com/6016A7PBo #StarFox #NintendoDirect

@lukejcr You’re allowed to agree with the opposition. Drinking on the job is not professional, and very illegal in some fields, and if not then it should be. If I’m not allowed to drive, why should MPs be able to vote on things that can change or destroy lives.

🚨Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink. Classic clickbait farming 👎 MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes 😱 But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies. Trying to distract us, maybe? 🙄

To celebrate our 60fps upgrade of Yooka-Replaylee on Switch 2, we're giving away an alternate cover copy of the game to two lucky winners! To enter, make sure to 🔄Retweet this post and be 👤Following us for a chance to win!

@agusantonetti Anyone got that “2 weeks” montage of him?

🇺🇸🇮🇷 | AHORA — Donald Trump dice que se retirarán de Irán en dos o tres semanas y que los europeos que no quisieron involucrarse se tendrán que hacer cargo del Estrecho de Ormuz. “Nos iremos muy pronto. Y si Francia, el Reino Unido o cualquier otro país quiere su petróleo o su gas… ¡que vayan ellos mismos al Estrecho de Ormuz y lo saquen!”. “Irán está ahí. Que se las arreglen solos. Yo creo que va a ser muy seguro, la verdad. Pero nosotros no tenemos nada que ver con eso”. “No es nuestro problema lo que pase en el estrecho. China, Francia y todos esos… que llenen sus preciosos barcos, que se vayan y que se las arreglen por su cuenta”.

The draw distance on grounded Lugia being amazing because he normally spawns far away and high in the sky is very interesting. #Nintendo #Pokémon #Pokopia #Switch

Ok @AndreSegers now that the Mario movie universe has officially expanded, we need a prediction video for the post credits, because there is no chance it’s a Mario character. They’re going full MCU post credits.

@Relic_cileR @BringBackBanjoK He can remove Zelda, Mario Kart and Pokken from that list. All came out on WiiU.

@BringBackBanjoK First year was awesome for Switch 1, no lies. It was kind of a miracle system when you look and compare. Can you say the same for all platforms? No. Still better than most. Could it have been better? Maybe? Including 3rd party games, it’s still an impressive 1st year.

@imtemzy Now remove the battery, screen, and the controllers on the sides. It’s tiny in comparison.

I'm tired of this bumass account man. Remember the devices you're comparing.

Today is the tipping point.

Dear @elonmusk. Figure it out faster than Hopper does.

@BasilTheGreat Sounds a bit like you’re defending Elon and X for allowing child pornography…

🚨KEIR STARMER SAYS UK GOVERNMENT WILL CONTROL GROK "If X cannot control Grok, we will and we'll do it fast" WHO THE F*CK DOES HE THINK HE IS? Threatening to seize assets like a communist

@elonmusk Then don’t let it happen you fucking moron. Smartest person in world everyone. At least according to his AI bot. It praises you, praises Hitler, is racist, and now creates child pornography. You’re in charge. Fix it.

We’re not kidding

So I watched the first episode of Resident Alien, spontaneously started crying halfway through. Yes I am autistic, yes I know why, now.

@AndreSegers Maybe you’re right.

@SashIndigo looks like it was a lot more subtle before; can't tell if it's actually mirrored or not, which is probably why it didn't bother me before

I'm still hate-watching Alien Earth for some reason, and I don't know whether this nonsensical monitor projection is helping or hurting my mission