Jane

Not to assume it's impossible because you find it hard. But to recognize that if it's humanly possible, you can do it too.

There's nothing dysfunctional about women.

@tomisin_ms Like pick up a book and read before you go for a debate with an intellectual. elete ponmo

@tomisin_ms The rubbish he said is not even remotely true. The only reason men will be able to successfully overthrow women is if they have women in their camp. I don’t know where they get that ideology that they parrot about from but it simply is not possible to do that without other women

I mean

ISTG, I boiled this egg for >20 mins and it still came out with a runny yolk. GM foods will be the end of us. The other day I got an orange and it had orange oil. The way I was taken aback? It’s been long since I bought an orange that the peel had a fine mist that stings the eye

@BigBadReni 😂😭😭

@Sau_ssage Not even lmfao, e love am like mad 😭😭😭😭

I just finished taking pictures of my mummy, and then she asked me to get shots of her “face card” WHICH OF YOU LOWDOWN NIGGAS IS TOASTING MY MUMMY, SHE’S MARRIED

@officialEFCC Why did you people go to throw tear gas in a hospital?

Alleged N36m Fraud: EFCC Arraigns Blessing CEO in Lagos The Lagos Zonal Directorate 1 of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, on Friday, May 15, 2026, arraigned a social media influencer and self-styled relationship therapist, Okoro Blessing Nkiruka, (also known as Blessing CEO), before Justice D.I. Dipeolu of the Federal High Court sitting in Ikoyi, Lagos, over an alleged N36 million fraud. Nkiruka was arraigned on a two-count charge bordering on obtaining money by false pretence and stealing to the tune of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira). At the commencement of proceedings, defence counsel, P.I. Nwafor, informed the court that the defendant had refunded part of the money to the petitioner. “We have an application to make. The defendant approached the nominal complainant and refunded N24 million out of the N36 million. “We are asking for a short adjournment to resolve the outstanding balance. The nominal complainant agreed that if the balance is paid, they can prevail on the EFCC to drop the case,” he said. Responding, the prosecution counsel, S.I. Suleiman, stated that the prosecution was not privy to any discussion between the defendant and the nominal complainant. “The complainant here is the Federal Government of Nigeria, and we are here for the arraignment. We urge that the defendant take her plea, as that is the business of the day,” he said. In his ruling, Justice Dipeolu held that “the defence and the nominal complainant can have discussions even during the pendency of the charge. It does not affect the proceedings before the court. The defendant will take her plea.” One of the counts reads: “That you, OKORO BLESSING NKIRUKA, between July 14 and 17, 2024, in Lagos, within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, did obtain the sum of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira) from Mrs. Ifeyinwa Nonye Okoye under the false pretence of leasing a six-bedroom detached duplex situated at No. 1B, Tunbosun Osobu Street, Off Kuboye Road, Lekki, Lagos State, which representation you knew to be false, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 1(3) of the Advance Fee Fraud and Other Fraud Related Offences Act, 2006.” Another count reads: “That you, OKORO BLESSING NKIRUKA, between July 14 and 17, 2024, in Lagos, within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, fraudulently converted to your own use the sum of N36,000,000.00 (Thirty-six Million Naira), property of Mrs. Ifeyinwa Nonye Okoye, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 383 and punishable under Section 390 of the Criminal Code Act, Cap C38, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.” The defendant pleaded “not guilty” to the charges when they were read to her. Following her plea, Suleiman applied for a trial date and prayed the court to remand the defendant in a Correctional facility pending trial. Counsel to the defendant, however, informed the court that the defendant had only been served with the charge on Thursday, May 14, 2026, and that efforts were ongoing to file her bail application. He, therefore, prayed that the defendant be remanded in EFCC custody pending the perfection of her bail conditions. Justice Dipeolu granted the application and ordered that the defendant be remanded in EFCC custody. The matter was adjourned till June 5, 2026, for the commencement of trial

@excusewilliam And didn’t even take a tiny bite to ascertain if you like it or not. Shoved the whole damn thing into your mouth like a greedy baboon.

I find it crass when people know their palate is not suited to trying just any kind of food, yet still set up a camera simply to act like fools in front of it.

Two wrongs make a right. Like mad!

@mylaezz @luwatofunmi @mylaezz you block me ke? Spineless like your epnis, Dirty boy.

@mylaezz @luwatofunmi Exactly. You have a penis; the same type your cretinous father has. Na why you dey hide under woman picture. Omo jo daddy.

Mr facetune has deleted all the divorce tweets oo, i wander what he is scared of.

@mylaezz @luwatofunmi You’re a man that is hiding behind the profile picture of a woman. Where’s your penis?

@luwatofunmi You're welcome.

In the same way, people who are brutally honest are never brutally honest about praising you or being kind. It's always the bad stuff they have to say that they feel the inability to temper.

Up Women!! 👐🏽👐🏽

I cried the night this happened to my wife. I was so mad, I was shedding tears at EFCC office in Ilorin. They said they wrote to the bank and there was no response so they sent officers to the bank to arrest anyone they met there. They got there and promptly picked up the two most senior staff on duty. They took their phones so they couldn't call anyone. I went to pick my wife from work and no one would tell me what happened until 7PM when someone asked me to go to EFCC office. What did she do? She had not committed or abbetted any crime. She was arrested because she was at work. I was not even supposed to be in Ilorin that day so my two kids, both minors, would have been alone, not knowing what happened to their mother. EFCC is not investigating violent crimes so I don't understand the gestapo techniques they use. They need to be cautioned. The law gives them so much leeway to carry out their duties but they also need to be regulated. They're not making friends with the way they carry on. They lost my support since that day. Anywhere you see them cursing EFCC, I'll be there.

@Clinton_FC4life @Mr_Md33_ Abegii

@Mr_Md33_ This woman is useless. Without no shame. Who gave birth to this bastard. See the way I am angry Ehen. Those who are married now will be scared of their wives.

Let have last sex before we block each other. Na die i dey oo 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@solaadio @IanReward It’s free in so many other countries

@_ama_rachi Reach out to her father. How come he didn’t take her to school since all these years?

And she was like "aunty I really want to go to school" and I told her she would go. I don't know how this is going to work out as I am literally broke and unemployed, but it will happen. So pleaseeee if you have any information as regards my tweet about an NGO, please reach out.

So there is this child in my compound that is close to me. Turned 16 this year. We were having random conversations this evening and you know I just casually asked about school and she told me she's never been, not at all. I was shocked cause she speaks english well like the

@mukund @0xyfed You’re not.

@0xyfed I did that but wife and kids think I am just old if I did that.

I rarely eat out. Maybe once a month. Went yesterday to a restaurant (Italian, Mediterranean) in West Seattle for Mother’s Day last night. Total for 5 of us ( we don’t drink alcohol) with one salad, humus and 3 vegetarian pastas was $97 The check said 3.5% surcharge for credit card. Then 17% service fee, mandatory. Then tips were 20% 22% and 25% optional. I asked if I could pay in cash. No. They don’t take cash. Then how can I avoid the credit card fee I asked. You can’t. So I asked why the service charge. It pays for the employees they said. Then why the tip I asked. It pays for front office staff I don’t get it.

PCOS is being renamed to PMOS. (Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome) The change comes from experts that say the old name was misleading, stating that it inaccurately suggested ovarian cysts as a defining feature.