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let's circle back after the holidays?

@ratlimit "Buy them a pack?"

Every tip screen should disclose this.

@cigarettesummer a white boy in motion stays in motion

Sillygoosemaxxing cause this tl takes itself way too seriously

@TonyRomo69420 only the essentials

Some light grocery shopping for the rest of the week.

@skooookum cocktail recipes are kinda like that. vodka soda = vodka + soda

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name

@litcapital time to coast for 8 weeks

Just got my first “let’s circle back after the holidays”

@theNOBSdentist tequila

If you had an unlimited budget, but you could only spend it on your health and wellness, what’s the first thing you buy?

@sporadica it's ok, one day you'll die and none of this will matter

It’s almost that time* of year again *time to regret every decision in my life that has prevented this from being my current reality

@seconds_0 yellow pillows

Green Flags in a Woman's Apartment 1. Power rack in living area 2. Gaming computer with flashing leds 3. Cryptocurrency hardware wallets 4. 20lbs of frozen chicken breast 5. Mattress on floor 6. 2000pt WH40k army in case 7. Many tacticool firearms 8. Chinese peptides 9. Anime

@eastvillageguy max me out, protein daddy

The bubble in protein is worse than AI

@fadule_ Brad Pitt's character in anything is usually a great guy

Great guys: -Josh Allen -Lane Kiffin -the commissioner of your Fantasy league -Brad Pitt’s character in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -anyone who gets fired up when a special needs kid scores a basket on Senior Night Terrible guys: -gossipers -complainers -Matt Damon’s character in Interstellar -anyone who leaks their friends’ secrets for social gains -anyone who speaks negatively about girls they’ve hooked up with (say “she was great” or don’t say anything) -radical Christians who yell “rEpEnT bEFoRe tHe lOrD or yOu’LL bUrN iN hEll” on street corners -anyone who bails on plans claiming they’re “working” when they’re actually doomscrolling

@bavedikian Hey, I can respond to emails from the checkout line

Go to Costco on a weekday at 2pm. You’ll see a bunch of young people in workout clothes casually shopping. You might think, “What are these people doing? Do they not have jobs?” They do have jobs. They work from home.

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A couple roster recommendations... QB: Miller High Life RB: Mike's Hard Lemonade LT: Sierra Nevada LG: Coors Light C: PBR RG: Coors Light RT: Dogfish 90 Minute IPA TE: Guinness WR1: White Claw Black Cherry WR 2: Michelob Ultra WR 3: Blue Moon

I drink two beers in the morning. I drink two beers at night. I drink two beers in the afternoon, they make me feel alright. Or whatever Sublime said.

Adding lime to a Corona

Can't wait til 5pm.

we're getting mimosas at 10am then gonna sit on the couch and scroll on our phones for 2 hours. wanna come?

hey wanna smoke cigs & drink beers outside today