
Kevin Lance
111 posts


@Alex_Drain What’s up with Orji’s helmet? There’s no horizontal bar on the helmet above this eye level. Looks weird, man.
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@Alex_Drain something for the next mailbag: what’s up with Orji’s face mask? No top bar (horizontal, above the eyes)? Weird, man. Time for some investigative journalism.
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@UnderwaterLance Have you tried red string and push pins? It worked for Russell Crowe.
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Help I have 973 pages of FBI case file left to read and sort into a timeline.
#AmWritingNonfiction
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@UnderwaterLance I also talked to Estonians! Two of them. Last week. For a country with a population of just over a million, we definitely found three of them.
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@UnderwaterLance How do these look? destrooper-olivier.com/en/our-biscuits
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@UnderwaterLance Aldi also has something similar but a different shape: aldi.be/nl/p/koekjesme…
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@UnderwaterLance This is a shortbread cookie? I asked a Belgian and got this, but it’s more like a cake than a cookie: lotusbakeries.be/nl/producten/z…
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@Misopogon Oh hey I’m a shirt michigandaily.com/uncategorized/…
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And I feel people should wear this one backwards to be more helpful.
merch.undergroundshirts.com/products/prope…
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Got a couple of new shirts. New Harbaughism dropped:
merch.undergroundshirts.com/products/wefen…
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@ChenxinLi2 When you get sick of the random: unchainedlabs.com/lunatic/
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@UnderwaterLance Eva is gonna ask where is the rest of the rainbow.
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I have dyed my hair. A stranger just asked me if this color is natural. I told him it started growing this way after the vaccines.
#CouldntHelpIt

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@AvnerShlain As a scientist in a totally different field who doesn’t understand what he’s looking at, your y-axis label is the kind of thing spellcheck has nightmares about.
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Please don’t hammer the munitions.
🇺🇦 Ukraine Weapons Warfare@WeaponsWarfare
#Ukraine: Notable video -Ukrainian soldiers banging with a hammer try to remove the 9N510 warhead of the 9M22S (9M22C) 122mm incendiary rocket, which is mostly fired from the BM-21 Grad MLRS. #UkraineRussiaWar #UkraineWar #Russia #UkraineUnderAttaсk #Kyiv #Ukraina #UkrainianArmy
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The funniest Superbowl commercial was the one where @amazon suggested the solution to a dog with behavioral problems is getting a second dog.
As the owner of two dogs..... bahahahaha!!

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@UnderwaterLance @aprilhenrybooks You say that now but just wait until she nips at you or lands a kick because you walked behind her!
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@aprilhenrybooks I appreciate what you’re saying, but also holy shit the sexism in the vintage ad!!
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@miquellachavez Let’s talk about this - we just launched into the lentivirus space and I want to pick your brain on CAR-T conferences
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Let me know if you want more information about exhibiting, sponsoring, or attending this conference! You won't want to miss it! #Immunotherapy
ASH@ASH_hematology
Register now for the ASH Summit on Immunotherapies for Hematologic Diseases! Join us to explore the science of #immunotherapy, network with #hematology peers, & learn how to implement this innovative treatment in your own practice 🥼🧬 Find out more: loom.ly/zvhUkF4
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@UnderwaterLance It could be organized “Would’ve Worked” if ever used, “Could’ve Worked” in a different time or place, and then “Totally Useless”
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