Ted Schwartz

@unhelpfulpedan1 @desk_nam @Blakkyl_ @dyingscribe Ah so you're just a moron

@Scienceisreal42 @desk_nam @Blakkyl_ @dyingscribe STD panels

What’s the problem here

@pleb2dev @Hayley250151 @hell_line0 Go install my outlets like a good boy

@Scienceisreal42 @Hayley250151 @hell_line0 Okay bot

mm... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills and these weaklings get ge??

@unhelpfulpedan1 @desk_nam @Blakkyl_ @dyingscribe What told you that?

@desk_nam @Blakkyl_ @dyingscribe This is absolutely not true lol

@pleb2dev @Hayley250151 @hell_line0 So basically nothing, just a wire monkey

@Hayley250151 @hell_line0 Electrical industry

@bruce_barrett @RoyalEndeavour The market research that says it'd be cheaper? Good job understanding how markets work sweetheart

@RoyalEndeavour I think they’ve done the market research.

Tim Hortons or Dunkin’ Doughnuts?

@BasedMikeLee Making shit up fr

What Democrats think fascism means: Republicans What fascism actually means: a far-left, authoritarian ideology focused on creating a highly centralized, dictatorial state that subordinates to the state all aspects of society—economy, culture, media, education, and private life

@YAMETEMANYT @MibshaD And you're committing the fallacy of being a moron

@MibshaD Estás cometiendo una falacia de falsa dicotomía.

Girl moms 🗣 Y'all have to STOP telling your 9, 10, 11, 13 yrs old daughter that she's "a woman" now the moment she gets her period. No...she is a child and she should be able to continue enjoy being a child for as long as she can.

@PeterSweden7 Wtf kind if "rights" do parents have moron

A Canadian provincial Minister just said that parents have no rights over their children in the context of gender identity and pronouns at school. This is Communism.

@MalumTheySay @nickimoraa Triggered muchM

@nickimoraa Congratulations, you found a rare exception to the rule. Throw yourself a party. Btw, I'm sure you meant "partner" but forgot and said, "boyfriend", right.

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man." So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this: "What can I help you with?" "Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project." Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

@iloveyouNBAyb @KarstenPH2 @rannisfang Why you looking at men's asses?

@KarstenPH2 @rannisfang No when you see a chiseled chin, fat arms, sunken jowls and an ass built like sandpaper, it’s pretty obvious

My cis girlfriend got he/himmed at the mall today when I was literally beside her LOL they can ALWAYS tell

@ShayWoulahan Why are you such a snowflake lmao

Transgenders: autogynephilia is fake. Also transgenders:

@PSpinker @frxRBb @Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg A whole lotta words to say you're a pedo bro. Nice cope

@Scienceisreal42 @frxRBb @Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg An adult woman being skinny doesn’t mean she is a child nor does it make someone who’s attracted to her a pedophile, because she is not a child. You’re lying and coping. A woman that is fat, IS fat. And if you are attracted to her, you’re black or a chubby chaser. THAT is true

No comment.

@frxRBb @Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg Well there is shane in liking children but here you are. Guess shame is stopping nobody

@Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg If you prefer fatties, then just say it, there is no shame in that

@nogso123 @Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg Just out here screaming how you love jerking it to children

@Angel0185943495 @lporiginalg Or they're just adult women who don't stuff their face with food.

@piper4freedom You next?

So my cousin died yesterday. Canada ended his life. I hate M.A.I.D. No condolences are necessary. He agreed to it. The family is left to bear the heartbreak. F.U. Canada!

@mightbejell0 Yet nowhere close to achieving the needed milestones. Guess he's not that useful

SpaceX has been chosen as the primary lunar lander for Artemis 3 and 4 btw

@carefulmeasure I love that you morons actually think AI is a valid source of information. Excited for when this catches up to you like it has so many

@RocketManTee @AutismCodeRed @prinkasusa Sounds like you like men yes. Good for you on coming out

@Scienceisreal42 @AutismCodeRed @prinkasusa Yeah I have a feeling of respect and admiration for some men, but you envy men so much, you want to be one of us, luckily for you in today’s world you can change your gender. Become one of us and you can be gay all you want.

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

@GreenLines223 @tea_heavenly @prinkasusa I know you are but what am I?

@Scienceisreal42 @tea_heavenly @prinkasusa Nah you're just a dumbass person that's all

@GreenLines223 @tea_heavenly @prinkasusa I think you might just be slow buddy

@Scienceisreal42 @tea_heavenly @prinkasusa Where did he say he didn't want a woman? And because I don't see how he's gay I'm somehow gay now? Y'all are some of the dumbest people on the Internet