T. Morrissey

Absolutely gutted … As I said earlier, it’s about the 38 games … We’ve not been consistently good enough all season …. Massive changes required, top to bottom to sort out our magnificent Club ! We will be back, I just don’t know when … ⚒⚒⚒

@MuckleyGraeme @henrywinter Man City plea - Not Guilty so prosecutors need to build case for all 115 charges. Southampton plea - Guilty so punishment can be exacted immediately Nothing to do with the ability of lawyers..

@henrywinter Regardless of the organisation, the top tier of football in England has been dominated by a team who have 115 charges over them, and has not been dealt with. Yet the EFL have dealt with Soton within days because their lawyers are not as good.

Southampton kicked out of Championship play-off final for spying. Correct decision, especially as it transpires they spied on three clubs in total. This is about more than a bloke standing behind a tree with an iPhone. It’s about how seriously the game should take cheating. EFL independent disciplinary commission have struck a blow for fair play, for integrity, for the need for respect between clubs, for coaches to have an expectation of privacy in training. 25% of goals scored in the Championship this season were from set-pieces. Clubs practised them. Understandably, coaches don’t want their plans revealed. EFL sending a strong message with this punishment.  Spygate 2 different from Spygate 1. Rules tightened and punishments introduced since Leeds United’s offence. Appeals, of course. It’s tough for Southampton fans to be denied the trip to Wembley and the chance of a return to the Premier League. It’s particularly tough that many have forked out for tickets, travel and accommodation. Their frustration and anger should be directed at their club. Southampton should recompense fans. It’s not the fans’ fault.  The stupidity in all this is that Southampton would probably have beaten Boro anyway. Better team, stronger bench. But this is so damning… “Southampton admitted breaches of Regulations requiring Clubs to act with the utmost good faith and prohibiting the observation of another Club’s training session within 72 hours of a scheduled match,” says EFL. “The admitted breaches concern fixtures against Oxford United in December 2025, Ipswich Town in April 2026 and Middlesbrough in May 2026.” So the punishment is proportionate. It should act as a deterrent. Honesty matters.

@asjustinX How many fat runners do you ever see?

Si quieres quemar grasa debes saber esto: 1- No debes corer

@LongevityCode_ I was hugely overweight and then I discovered A.I

I was 19kg overweight, had a huge belly & double chin, and I wanted to reach 13% body fat in 2026. I achieved it with these 25 rules: RULE 1. STOP RUNNING.

@MadnessNews Underrated film directed by Mel Smith..

Suggs sharing the screen with #EmmaThompson, #JeffGoldblum, #RowanAtkinson and some singing underpants! Who remembers this oscar-worthy sequence from #TheTallGuy movie 1989?

@FootballInT80s RIP Gary Ablett

A sunny Saturday in May for another great FA Cup final from my youth. 14/05/1988 - The Culture Club vs The Crazy Gang. John Motson on 🎙️ describing the action from a game that had a bit of everything. Magic of the Cup etc.

@punt_rd Don't laugh but the UK had a heatwave in 1976. One of the hottest summers on record.

A young AC/DC, led by Bon Scott & Angus Young, being Aussie larrikins in London! Bon ate one banana, only, the whole trip, everything else was pints of lager!

@archivetvmus71 @woodg31 Had nightmares for ages after the episode where Hitler turned out to be an alien blob of green jelly.

The first episode of The Tomorrow People was broadcast on this day in 1973. Created by Roger Price, the seventies incarnation of the series ran for a total of 68 episodes.

@ScottRobertNZ @lionsofficial @ShaneWilliams11 Josh Lewsey

@lionsofficial @ShaneWilliams11 Awesome skills! Who took the pass from Shane there?

How to get out of a 'tight spot' 😅 by @ShaneWilliams11 ✍️

@ATRightMovies The largest wreath at David Niven’s funeral was from the porters at Heathrow airport. The card read, "To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a porter feel like a king."

The always engaging DAVID NIVEN doing one of the things he does best - telling a great story.

@ILoveSnooker_ No because there was nothing riding on it.. He was already 67 points up..Shot of the tournament should have an element of pressure.

John Higgins did this today 🔥 Could this be the shot of the Championship?

On a recovery day Tomáš Souček went out to support the West Ham staff running the London Marathon. Got his children to make signs up too. What a player..... ⚒️ ❤️ 💙 @tomassoucek28

@GavinDorris @JonTrevithick That's LWT's Michael Wale

@GavinDorris @JonTrevithick Have you confused Michael Palin with Melvyn Bragg?

What did Terry Jones make of The Goodies? (From London Bridge on LWT in 1975)

Why didn't Donnarumma pick it up?. It was passed from a throw in.. #MCIARS #MCIvARS #EPL

@fesshole If only he'd been a Spurs fan..

Husband likes a sexual act I don't much care for. As a compromise we agreed to do said act only when Arsenal win a match, thinking this would not be overly frequent. Bastard Gunners won't stop winning this season.

@RTEOne @DylanDylan1909 Go raibh sí i síocháin

The first lady of Celtic music, Moya Brennan 🤍 The lead singer of Clannad, who passed away yesterday aged 73, appeared on The #TommyTiernanShow in 2020 and performed a stunning rendition of 'Gaoth Barra Na dTonn' 🎶 Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam.

@politicuba Tell me you are MAGA & watch Fox News and follow right wing dross media without having to tell me you are MAGA & watch Fox News and follow right wing dross media.

@NoContextBrits I believe your score was brought down due to the overwhelming numbers of Mohammads and Fatimas in London.

@BobDobbs656 Correct, I actually thought he was English when I was growing up..

@NoContextBrits Pictured: The best to ever sound like both, neither and like no one else.

Been laughing at Al Pacino’s attempt at a British accent all morning.

@90sfootball No doubt, Bryan Robson picked up an injury whist filming..

This England music video is incredible 🤣🤣