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@JacobHalfman You think there’s context for my tweet? They pop up out of thin air, 280 characters fully formed. There is nothing before and nothing after. I type and hit send, and into the aether it goes. Do not make the mistake that there is any intelligence or conversation in my tweets.

This is how Falcons recruited NiKo

@RyanAtRBM Imagine not being a Selzer-head 🙄 The over-under is now 400 electoral votes, lock in brother

NC and Georgia are absolutely not in Harris’ favor while AZ is +4 Trump. Doesn’t matter. I’m gonna absolutely fucking die this week.

A wholehearted thank you to everyone who made these last 3 months so special 💖💖💖

Yesterday was my last day of my @100Thieves internship! I had an absolute blast, learned so much, and posted a ton of bangers for y’all! So many people I have to thank, most of all @THWACKIFY, @withbrandonn, and @JhbTeam for teaching me every single day. Love you all ❤️

@DaniGeorge_ @realpavanaluru Was super fun working with you this entire summer! Keep killing it with the League team 🥳

Tomorrows the last day for our interns @realpavanaluru @ScoobsterCS ! Pavan was helping me all through the league playoffs season with producing and Daniel was a goat on socials. Also pavan is moving to Texas so all my tx friends pls give em a follow 💕

Tomorrow will be my last day @dust2us Was a pleasure writing for the site, attending events, and running Dust2us' socials. Had an absolute blast with @RyanAtRBM, @MnmzzzCS, @GoncOak, @counterscottGO, and anyone and everyone else I worked with these past 2.5 years.

@MnmzzzCS @dust2us You are the only person who I can confidently state knows NA CS inside and out. You are an incredible coworker, boss, and friend. You'll land on your feet for sure. Best of luck, Jeff!

After 6 years at @dust2us I have been informed today that all full-time positions have been eliminated — including my own. I will be staying on until the end of the year in my current position while I will be searching for my next role in esports. Retweets appreciated.

@RyanAtDust2 I’m so sorry Ryan :( You were the best boss to work under these past 3!! years at Dust2 and RushBMedia. Wish absolutely nothing but the best for you. You’ll land on your feet for sure

After a year of underperformance by BetterCollective, they have decided to do layoffs this year. I have been affected and am no longer part of the BC/HLTV/Dust2 team going forward. I’m certainly in shock after years of continued growth in Dust2 and hitting our goals.

@HLTVorg @Team__Spirit 👎

⚫️🐉 @Team__Spirit show up to the BLAST media day wearing their new kit

@olibhug Bugz!! 🐞🦟🕷️

@vooCSGO The average 25k+ rated player has 100 ADR and worse spray control than a 5k Safe to say there's still plenty cheating at the top ranks

don't let this distract you from the fact that mm is supposedly unplayable with cheaters in literally every game above 10k premier rating

@olivehug I can tell it’s a costume since if we were real cryptids the photo would be out of focus and taken on a cell phone camera from 2005

just two bug girlies 🕷️ and two crytpids 🦑🦋(there are no moth emojis)

@ItsEricAaberg @100Thieves Waow look at those two handsome fellows (Glad you enjoyed the compound!)

Had a chance to stop by and tour the @100Thieves compound! #100T

@FrankieWard Unironically one of the strongest things the NFL Professional Players Association was build that type of support into every athlete’s contract. If only we had someone in charge of a Counter-Strike professional players association. Ah well, nevertheless

Seeing CS twitter yesterday makes me strongly believe that organisations should provide support for players who are retiring and going back into the "real world". It's a very online job and all too easy to fall into a dangerous rhetoric.

@Mauisnake @YamatoMebdi I would show those English peasants ROX PraY’s Ashe arrow and then they will understand

@ScoobsterCS @YamatoMebdi This tweet would get you burned at the stake in Victorian England

Fans when western teams out strategize LPL/LCK: 😍🤩🥹🥳 Fans when LPL/LCK out strategize western teams: THEYRE SO BORING 😡😡😡

@NotDonJake For some articles, they have a native English editor, @arshgoyal13, like the one I’ve attached as an image. You’d have to ask Sheep why he wasn’t on this article.

Why does the article keep referring to him as “The Korean Shooter” this reads like an eyewitness report

@LeaderGrev For what its worth, "Queens" is an exact replica of "Trees" on Sporcle. If you're feeling the itch and once a day isn't enough for you, Katie_Wandering on Sporcle has made 400+ Trees or Queens games, including Double Trees and even Triple Trees. sporcle.com/games/Katie_Wa…

What's the inverse of that "he just tweeted it out" post? I tweeted it and Riley just... articled it out... aftermath.site/linkedin-games