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If a had £1 for every gender there is, a would have £2,

@ScotExpress He won’t allow???

'Strongman' John Swinney won't allow Sir Keir Starmer to block a second independence referendum scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@HumzaYousaf My Easter egg this year is WHITE.

A happy Easter to all those celebrating, particularly Christian communities here in Scotland and across the world.

@GSGB01 @sammy7930 @Grok is this true?

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@benonwine Horseface

Describe Zack Polanski in ONE Word?

@daveatherton @SwansonPamela Send the evil bastard back to his own country the serve his sentence 😡

🚨Breaking News🚨 Afghan Ahmad Mulakhil, 23, arrived via the Channel & within 3 months raped a 12 year old girl in Nuneaton. Warwick Crown Court has been jailed for 15 years.

woman’s safety and rights are slowly being restored. Men wanting to be in woman and young girls spaces should be looked at closely.

@HumzaYousaf @GeorgeFoulkes Too white for you???

Astonished and gobsmacked that a bunch of Reform's Scottish candidates are racist, anti-Muslim bigots.

@Keir_Starmer Coward

I will always make decisions in the national interest. That’s why we did not join the offensive action against Iran.    Reform and the Tories would’ve rushed us into war without a plan to get us out.

@MattLindsayHT @RossMcewan16 @BBCScotland Your a nasty piece ah work.

@BBCScotland kindly gave me a sneak peek at their new documentary series Ultras. Absolutely outstanding. Kudos to everyone involved. Importantly, no difficult issue is sidestepped. The first episode is on the BBC Scotland channel at 9pm tomorrow night. I would recommend it.

@CraigHouston_ @64doogz Is that union street?

For those claiming Glasgow Central Station Building hasn't collapsed

@georgegalloway @Jimrennie58 @realDonaldTrump Shut the fk up you.

President @realDonaldTrump is no longer in control of his words his actions or his mind. He is a clear and present danger to America and the world. His cabinet colleagues must invoke the 25th Amendment. Alternatively the military must place him under arrest and restraint.

@CraigHouston_ 2 pricks together

I didn’t know he was married.

@CraigHouston_ @joewroofing @TRobinsonNewEra @BasilTheGreat Craig Houston is a top man, he’s got a great podcast 👌

Tommy & Basil say.................................................. @TRobinsonNewEra @BasilTheGreat

@HumzaYousaf Awwww fk off you

I'm doing something I never thought I would - writing a book! "Under Fire" will tell the story of the four most difficult weeks of our lives, when my in-laws were trapped in Gaza, while I was First Minister of Scotland. Out this October, more details 👇 thebookseller.com/rights/the-bri…

@Keir_Starmer Coward

The UK is fully committed to the security of Cyprus and British military personnel based there. We’re continuing our defensive operations and I've just spoken with the President of Cyprus to let him know that we are sending helicopters with counter drone capabilities and HMS Dragon is to be deployed to the region. We will always act in the interest of the UK and our allies.

@Keir_Starmer Honestly just fk off you, you are the weakest prime minister Britain has ever had and made us into a laughing stock.

Security and strength for our country starts with a strong economy - and a stronger economy puts us in a place to better withstand global tensions.

@IngrameThomas @WSC_Wisdom Yes

Do you agree that Sir Jim Radcliffe was 100 % correct . Yes or No ???

@RangersFC Now announce the manks are only getting 700 tickets 😆

📅 We can today confirm fixture details for next month’s Scottish Gas Men’s Scottish Cup quarter-final match against Celtic. The Light Blues will take on their city rivals at Ibrox Stadium on Sunday 8 March, kicking off at 13:00 and shown live on Premier Sports. Ticketing information for the match will be confirmed in due course.

@Record_Sport Give them nothing

🆕 Celtic can claim mega Rangers away allocation for Scottish Cup blockbuster due to rule book quirk 🍀🔵 dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football…

@RangersFC @grok what is the length of contract Ryan Naderi signed for Rangers fc?

✍️ We can today announce the signing of Ryan Naderi, subject to international clearance on a long-term deal.