Scott ⚒️🐜

@JamesMelville Any videos of you playing football? Let’s slate him for what he is. Not for being shit at football ffs

Starmer playing football. The game passes him by. He’s probably one of those shite, talentless footballers who can only contribute by barking orders and taking all the throw ins…because it’s the only way they become visible during a game.

@Vintage77Ball Without Bobby Moore it’s meaningless

All Time BEST TEAM EVER! Does anyone agree with all these players? Or does something have to be replaced?

@TheProjectUnity 6 hour each way trip from a family holiday in Hurghada. My daughter insisted I took Dave the octopus 🐙

FYI You only have to pay $15 to get on the Giza Plateau and you can stay on the Plateau typically from 8am - 5pm. Internal pyramid visits cost extra but not much. Great Pyramid (Khufu): ≈ $30–$32 USD Khafre Pyramid: ≈ $5–$6 USD Menkaure Pyramid: ≈ $4–$5 USD

@AntiWokeMemes @vicsinghb Just a poor puppet. The people behind her are the problem, not her.

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@WestHamPlace Maybe he just gives ace blow jobs

Jordan Henderson starting for England in 2026 and less than 3 months before a World Cup is a damning indictment of England’s midfield depth

@TheProjectUnity Roll on April seeing @the_prodigy three times 🙌🏼🕺🏽🐜🔥 RIP Keef 💔🏴‍☠️

I couldn't live without music in my life.

@LibOrNormal No, I died of old age halfway up the fucking stairs

Have you ever had a nightmare like this?!?!

@WestHamSocial 🫣

@DorkSirjur Still going strong too. This was at @lovezoouk last month 🙌🏼❤️

Next up tonight its another legend, 32 years ago: This is Jon Pleased Wimmin @ Miss Moneypennys 1994 The last five minutes or so have a bass issue, but this is another banger from a 90's staple. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@TheProjectUnity With evidence of vast communities underground, theoretically hiding from meteor storms, have you considered the idea that the Pyramids formed some kind of energetic force field to protect from such meteor storms?

No explanation behind these colossal monoliths in Yorkshire, England. One of the strangest pre-historic sites I have seen. The Devils Arrows.

@oelma__ I’m fucking Atari 2600 old

But are you floppy disk old..

@mrmikeMTL Fuck yeah

Would you delete your 𝕏 account for $1M?

@lady_valor_07 Kurt Russel o contest

Who is the best actor in the picture?

@TheExtremeMusi1 youtu.be/RcblXDgI_Xk?si…

What's the best ever song beginning with H ???

@F0ODHub If you want them then yes. Fucking simple

Do onions belong on a burger? 🧅 🧅

@james_xond No not mandatory. We need to help people plan to retire. The amount of people I’ve known that have retired with nothing to do and just wither away and die.

Should retirement be mandatory at 50 so people finally have real time to enjoy life?

@Markmaycott2 It’s 300 quid a shot. No fucking way they’re in line for that. Probably buck fast

Do they still teach critical analysis at university?

@digijordan Have you ever done Kambo Jordan?

Last week I spent 4 days at an Ashram studying Psychokinesis from the masters. I learned all sorts of amazing things. The most important being… There is an unseen force that’s guiding, training and assembling psychic warriors. Emphasis on the word ‘warrior’. A consciousness tipping point is approaching, when the collective understands their true capabilities. Certain information and individuals will need to be protected. I’m reminded of the quote… “It’s better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”

@TheGriftReport @trapdoor456 Michael McIntyre 🤮 Plastic faced paedo cunt

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@JonnyBones There’s probably less than 1% of the world that hates you. Stop beefing with us 99% Bonio

Random thought: Arthritis hurts, it doesn’t make you cripple. I’m still smashing 99.47% of you out there.