Notnow Bernard

When is best ever winger Saka and player of the season Declan Rice coming on????

That pass to amad bro Bruno’s brain needs to be studied

Stuart Attwell getting a good look at this stamp from Walker on Dorgu in January and deciding there was nothing wrong with it. Hard to imagine a clearer red card offence. This ref is beyond incompetent.

Bruno fernandes is unreal sent two players on errand with one touch 😭x.com/_Footballslive…

A bunch of white Irish left wing radicals wearing keffiyehs telling actual Iranian refugees they’re “puppets” for resisting a brutal theocracy and totalitarian regime. A truly Orwellian moment in Belfast.

Can we stop, take a second & admire this Bruno Fernandes cross field pass to Bryan Mbeumo? Immaculate. [@DevildetailsMU]

@AmazingNature00 They are called Cheesies

This is called the Oniscidae. You may find them under a brick or a damp object. You may have felt disgusted and wondered why they exist in nature. Well, let me tell you, the oniscdae, better known as cochineal, is a subgroup of isopod crustaceans whose function is to remove harmful heavy metals from the earth such as mercury, cadmium and lead. They contribute to the cleansing of soil and groundwter to reaffirm the wisdom of nature. Do not damage them or spray pesticides!

A new public fountain has appeared in central London, but look closer & you’ll see that it’s a actually a fountain of filth. The water is black, the human victims of the sewage crisis are vomitting streams of liquid, whilst surmounted by a smug water executive with a briefcase stuffed with cash. The fountain commemorates one of the biggest environmental crimes in British history, where water companies stole tens of billions of pounds that was supposed to be spent on our sewage system, gave it to shareholders and executives and illegally poured billions of lites of sewage into our rivers, lakes and seas instead. The channel 4 docudrama about the sewage crisis, #dirtybusiness, starts at 9pm tonight. Watch it, get sad, get angry and then join the thousands of people around the country demanding an end to the sewage crisis.

@thameswater @RobJGray82 Not good enough. Everyone knows what you are

@RobJGray82 Hi Rob. We've investigated this issue and the problem is being caused by hydraulic overload. You can read more about this here: thameswater.co.uk/help/water-and… - Isabelle

Another day of sewer overflow on Littleworth Road, Benson affecting residents & members of the public (10 days this time). How many more years & how many more complaints before @thameswater fix this problem? @fivanmierlo @Ofwat @henleystandard @OxfordMailLive @wallingfordhera

@SwearingSport It’s like watching arsenal

What the fuck have I just watched 😂

• Maguire drags everyone to the back post like he’s the target. • Mainoo darts from the second post into the danger zone for Bruno’s pass. • That movement triggers Amad to pull Simons away (So Mbeumo can shoot). • Mainoo rolls it perfectly to the penalty spot. • Mbeumo keeps it low, aiming for the corner. • Maguire, Shaw & Casemiro block every Spurs body in sight. Perfectly worked set-piece. Not a single soul near the keeper. That’s how you do it, Arsenal 😭😂 #MUFC

Appears Thames Water's advisors are charging "£10 million a month in fees, a bill footed by Thames' customers". Just thought you'd like to know. thetimes.com/business/compa…

Absolutely baffles me as to why the Football calendar at all levels in this Country isn’t one played during the Summer. The amount of games kids are missing because of the weather and through sickness is hampering the progress of them going forward. Absolute joke!

@DougieCritchley Painfully obvious so far that it should be Bruno Fernandes. His quality is a cut above anyone else the past year

PFA Player of the Year is an interesting one this year... Often it's painfully obvious, for example last season it HAD TO be Mo Salah. Arsenal are the best side this year, but it's very much a great team, there haven't been too many extraordinary seasons. As it stands... I think Declan Rice is the favourite. I'd have thought the other contenders are (in no particular order)... Haaland, Rogers, Bruno Fernandes, Ekitike, Igor Thiago, Semenyo and maybe Xhaka. But it definitely doesn't feel like a formality with 14 games to go!

Mark Goldbrifge really ran a campaign to sell Bruno Fernandes. United fans shouldn’t forget that.

@Gravitygunner14 What a goal 🚀 👏 Haven’t seen for a few days so thanks for sharing 👍🏻

Clearly moves the ball past Zubimendi with his hand! Hand ball on any day !

@ArsenalZNE What a goal

GIF of the Dorgu handball incident in case you couldn’t see the original.

No idea how this went to VAR review and wasn’t given as a Dorgu handball. Arsenal always losing out to small margins.

@AlternativeMUFC This is the best work so far 👏🎬

You see the weasel trying to push @HarryMaguire93 down the side like the snide he is... Made my day this 🤣