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@Augustus__J @nettermike Hypocrisy.

@nettermike I don't even like Newsome but why are Americans so weird about stuff like this

Back in 2006, freshly divorced San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom — then a slick 38-year-old — was schtupping 19-year-old Brittanie Mountz. When the press caught wind of photos showing his teenage girlfriend guzzling alcohol at public events, Newsom kinda lost it. Cornered by a reporter, he turned red-faced, started flailing defensively, and literally stormed off like a guilty man caught with his hand in the cookie jar. His team claimed he didn’t know she was underage and swore he wasn’t feeding her booze. Sure, Gavin. 🙄 Here's the video of him getting all flustered.

@groby5000000 They do wym

They should have a place for you to wipe your penis on the wall at the grocery store

@awkwardgoogle Hell yeah

Former javelin throw world champion lights his home village bonfire with a burning javelin.

@ReallyJustABlox I wish I saw this an hour ago..

Despite what the name would suggest, you shouldn’t use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR your peen

@TampaBayTre @NFLSEshow

As for @NFLSEshow:

@TampaBayTre Just give us more NFLSE now. Thanks.

Hello, friends. Like too many others, today was my last day with PFF Working in sports is awesome, but it's who you work with that makes a job a dream job. I had a dream job for the last 5yrs Thank you to anyone and everyone who has supported us throughout the years. Love y'all

@Jbanklestankle1 I want to send this to friends but I don't think I can expect people to sit through the majority of this video.

@e_cdalton What a beautiful ring she has.

Partnering with your work wife for the icebreaker at the offsite

@chlmtsdoll "Lose his Oscar" sums it up...

Genuinely fuck everyone

@CowboyPhilosph1 @Mericamemed Yeah, that was odd. Nobody seemed too concerned she's either insinuating he's abusive or we're all inherently so.

@Mericamemed He gave her the right answer and shockingly the woman didn't like it. She acted like giving her man a weapon was a threat to her life?

He ain’t lying. I can’t imagine a straight dude being disappointed in that gift.

@TheXReportCard Kinda. Not really.

Remember that dork who set himself on fire for Palestine? lol

@uncledoomer It wasn't really his residence but kind of like his tea house. I went to see where Easy Company enjoyed all of Hitler's wines. The famous photo that I associate with Hitler's defeat. Fuck that guy.

anyone have any advice on planning a european vacation with a stop at the eagles nest that doesnt arouse any suspicion in the wife that were going out of our way to see hitlers house

@tonypayments Truly the worst case scenario.

I’ve had a few domestics and I have this weird feeling that Eugene Smith is going to throw for 30 touchdowns next year

@DrewfromJersey This actually improved the Jets chance to get Manning. Incredible.

Mougs completely broke the Colts.

You mean we could've squeezed Crosby into the Geno trade?!

And I love everyone of them!

@Howlingmutant0 Mark kept it.

Mark wahlbergs prosthetic hog from Boogie Nights

@SirBylHolte You're doing God's work. Thank you for the warning.

Made it to episode 2 of “Young Sherlock” before I realized that the Chinese Princess was really just a gender-swapped Moriarty whose character arc was assassinating men. And in every encounter with Holmes, she easily bests the titular male hero. So I asked Grok, “In Young Sherlock on Amazon, does the Chinese princess get away with her crimes?” GROK: the Chinese princess, Princess is actually on a revenge mission and does not get punished in the end for the crimes she commits. She kills several people tied to the conspiracy behind her village’s massacre and sets explosives, but by the finale she: Learns she was manipulated by her handler… Completes her revenge against the MEN responsible… Witnesses the major MALE villain’s death… …and finds peace having avenged her family, and returns home to China, tearfully reuniting with friends and loved ones. That’s when I turned it off. Because fuck Guy Ritchie and Amazon for tearing down another male hero in service of the bullshit female empowerment agenda. Avoid this trash like the plague.

@TheCriticalDri2 Why?

I know why. I've seen it.

@WesSteinberg Jets trading up to 1st to take him.

I’m told WR Makai Lemon literally stood up mid-interview and pissed on a #Jets team executive.