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@RedMan6_19 @FootballCliches Listen, fair play

@FootballCliches Shit! Just gone hot. Can’t delete. I’m not a coward.

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ worthy of a Judicial Inquiry, surely?

@Vickinumber10 @BBCNews Jessie Ware. Maybe you've not heard of her because your finger isn't on the pulse as much as you think it is

@BBCNews Who?

Jessie Ware on the 'hyper-surreal' high of her first arena tour bbc.in/3QENyIS

@SuppressedSikh Sounds like off tube commentary for a uefa cup game being shown on Eurosport

Worst sounding commentator in history

@HermanZeGerman @Zonal_Marking Might be a false memory but R9 in a tea time Champions League kick off away to CSKA is pure snood

@Zonal_Marking Can Klopp be credited with taking the snood mainstream 🤔

have just stumbled upon this article on the remarkable snood outrage of 2011, even madder than I remembered

@DaftLimmy Chap door runaway? Sound like you are from England. Do you mean chappy?

Vandalism. Funny phone calls. Chap door runaway.

@lloydpato @RangersFC Why? It doesn't matter

@Scottthomas92 @RangersFC Nothing angry about anything I posted, I genuinely want to understand the logic behind it

💙 Happy Passover to all our fans celebrating!

@lloydpato @RangersFC Why are you angry? It's not a big deal

@RangersFC Explanation required as to why you didn’t post an Easter message but feel obliged to post this?

@FootballCliches Keysey walked so Galloway could run

@FootballCliches Could be Stelling but hope it's not. He'd be nailed on to have xG and VAR for his irritations.

Tomorrow.

@FPLGeneral When life was simple

@HarvesterStallo @FootballCliches

Seen a few Tweets about how Jason Cundy played for Tottenham himself. Looked it up, and it’s a respectable 28 appearances. What do you think the acceptable threshold is for what he’s doing? 0-5 apps, for example, 100% acceptable. Over 100 apps, 100% unacceptable.

@TD1794 @BBCNews Fireman fights fire isn't much of a news story

Passerby tried to tackle vape shop blaze that led to inferno bbc.in/4sTJT8f

@RicharlisonSZNx @highlandgames @ScotRail You'd only complain when that time doesn't turn out to be correct because they don't have enough info to give an accurate one

@highlandgames @ScotRail A estimated time wouldn’t be hard for them to say

⚠️ Update: Monday, 9 March - Glasgow Central high level The upper level will remain closed until further notice, with no services in and out of the station. Glasgow Central low level Low level services are closed, however train services can pass through the station with passengers able to board and depart at Anderston and Argyle Street stations. Latest website update ℹ️ scotrail.co.uk/about-scotrail… Live journey information / Ticket acceptance ℹ️ journeycheck.com/Scotrail @transcotland I @NetworkRailSCOT I @NetworkRailGLC

@ScotRail Hi Scotrail. Please tell me if my train I get between these two specific stops that pertain to me will be running at these specific times. Also tell me if the very niche ticket I have will be valid for the replacement bus services that I expect you to be running are valid. Cheers

@japers_1984 @ChimeraX2021 @BBCNews Why are you so desperate to be offended?

@ChimeraX2021 @BBCNews Including members of my family, but they will get where they are going eventually. That historic building will never be replaced, its symbolic and heartbreaking that it been destroyed

Vape shop fire causes major disruption at Glasgow Central Station bbc.in/4rVdQV5

@Stevie67_ Would not be shocked to see him between the sticks at ibrox tomorrow

Anyone watching the rugby? What’s that cunts yellow gloves all about😂😂

@FPLMattW Watkins 🫣

Who do you need to haul today? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@420fpl Hugo Ekitike

Dango Ouattara top 3 names in the prem

Here’s @JeremyVineOn5 with another entry for @AccidentalP #accidentalpartridge