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@Real_JeremyLong @AutismCapital Everyone my age I know who got married & had kids in their 20’s was divorces by 30 or shortly after

@AutismCapital My cousin waited until her 30s. Couldn’t get pregnant. Did a long trial of IVF but couldn’t produce a single viable egg. You’re supposed to have kids in your early 20s. Get busy.

Folks (guys and gals), don't be psyopped by this article. You don't have unlimited time. You need to be moving. Don't put off life. Don't look at Anne Hathaway getting pregnant at 43 and think "Oh, ok I'll be fine." It's a psyop. You'll have massive regret if you squander your youth with hedonism and selfish BS and then try to scramble to have a real life later. Don't be deceived by lies.

@FarleyBets He’s not. The best ability is availability, & he’s hurt way too often

Tim Hasselback who couldn’t lace Joe Burrow’s cleats thinks that Joe Burrow shouldn’t be considered a top-5 quarterback in the NFL Be careful who you take advice from and in general stay the hell away from ESPN

@seanmdav @RoxanneHoge Bringing in the “Christ” thing completely undermined the rest of your argument

Get your hearts checked, folks. Especially if you’re over 40. Throw in a colonoscopy while you’re at it. Don’t be stupid and die from a disease that’s preventable and treatable if you catch it in time. If you’re overweight, now is the perfect time to get healthy. If you’re sedentary, now is the perfect time to get active. If you’re an addict, now is the perfect time to get clean. And if you’re aimless and feel like something is missing in your life, now is the perfect time to accept Christ.

@KimKatieUSA Bikes belong on the road, not the sidewalk

Woman argues with a man on the sidewalk because he won't let her bike past. Pretty sure bikes are supposed to yield to pedestrians, even on sidewalks. People don't have to move. What's your take?

@SteveOnSpeed @SargentBarnes7 Then I’d very wary of the quality of the chicken. In Southern California, you do NOT want to buy the cheap brands of chicken

@ScreenGrabSnafu @SargentBarnes7 We bought chicken last week for $1.99/pound. Central AZ area.

This is only true if you have absolutely no idea how to shop like a competent individual.

@txsalth2o @4caskale @motleyjoo Almost no moms out there want to

@4caskale @motleyjoo Why incur the stress of driving yourself when your mom totally wants to. 🤷‍♂️ I was the oldest of 5 kids. I needed my license in order to work, and to hang out with friends, my mom didn’t have time to take me anywhere I wanted to go.

Unpopular opinion: I’m glad my daughter didn’t get her license at 16 because I really enjoy spending time with her in the car, and once she gets her license that goes away.

@SargentBarnes7 @SteveOnSpeed There is nowhere in the US where chicken is $2/lb

@SteveOnSpeed This is so idiotic 😄 I just bought 9 lbs of chicken breast at $1.99 lb and a $2 bag of rice. I could theoretically eat all week on $20

@paulmenardfan27 @aar9893 @AustinS90457517 @jeff_gluck 1979 wasn’t run on a Monday

@aar9893 @AustinS90457517 @jeff_gluck The most iconic Daytona 500 was ran on a Monday lol

Dang it. Look at that rain. Welp...see ya in a bit, I guess.

@oasis0572 @SteveOnSpeed For TV, no one under the age of 45 has one anymore. And I mean no one.

@SteveOnSpeed You mean for TV? Everyone has this

Does anyone out there still have and use a physical cable box?

@MarketPalmer_ If he takes the startup job, he’ll be spending the salary increase on a divorce attorney in a few years

My friend works for a big company and has a steady, average salary. He got offered to work for a startup – double the pay, but more risk and ~10 more hours of work each week. He has two kids at home. What would you do?

@houmanhemmati @iGardon @GavinNewsom28 If Newsom is the nominee, it won’t matter who the Republicans run. The GOP nominee will win in a landslide

@iGardon Trump isn’t running in 2028. @GavinNewsom28 will be running against someone else. Why can’t you understand this??

WOW! NEWSOM AND STRONG DEMOCRATS PACK THE HOUSE IN 110° HEAT IN NEVADA TO DEFEAT LOSER TRUMP!!!!

@8IMABOT8 @amelia_tweetz Because the “climate change” movement is a scam. The climate has been consistently changing since the dawn of time and always will, regardless of what humans do.

@amelia_tweetz Because half of Americans deny that science is real.

The craziest part about climate change is that it’s not a mystery anymore. We know exactly what’s causing it. We know what’s coming if we keep going. We know how bad it gets. And yet we just… keep doing the same shit. I genuinely don’t get it.

@SSSSvekisSports @3YearLetterman Go back to Europe, A-hole!

@3YearLetterman What do you mean by...."better"?

I literally cannot name one thing that Norway 🇫🇮 does better than America

@3YearLetterman Being loud and obnoxious?

@_giacomo_volpe_ @JarrodRodrigue1 That is absolutely 100% not true

@JarrodRodrigue1 By far the highest social trust places are 90% D communities in the northeast Deep red conservative communities are complete shitholes with bad drug and economic problems. To the extent some are safe its because only old people are left there and even then theyre bad citizens

Republicans will push conspiracy theories and bigoted resentment every day for years and then turn around and wonder how they ended up with a low trust society

@BrakeHardBlog What in the blue hell are you talking about?

If something appears too good to be true, it almost always is. Hate this for Rockingham, it was such a fun event back in the spring.

@KurtSchlichter America has spoken, and the voters have repeatedly said they’re okay with abortion. If the right wants to succeed on winnable issues, it needs to drop this unwinnable one

killing babies is not a social service

@NASCARClassics @markmartin @EchoParkSpdwy It’s Atlanta. No one will ever call it EchoPark. Only time this ever worked in NASCAR was when Charlotte was Lowe’s. Sonoma was never Infineon. Gateway isn’t WWT. It’s Atlanta

Ted Musgrave and @markmartin chat at @EchoParkSpdwy during the 1994 season.

@Mike12493192 @mulvihill79 The World Cup is akin to the World Series. The MLS is the equivalent of Japanese baseball; not even a top 10 sports league in the US

@mulvihill79 Soccer’s popularity continues to rise. Y’all should broadcast more MLS games in prime time.

Again, when the final “big data” numbers come in and we are able to combine English and Spanish viewing this will be the biggest non-NFL event in many years.

@ellencarmichael Americans realized we don’t have to put up with the crap you Europoors do. If a pharmacy closes for 3 hours on a random Tuesday or if you’re waiting a half hour to cash out, those places won’t be open in a month. That’s the beauty of capitalism

The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.