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@StatBoy_Steven 100% agree on the jailbreak rule

NHL rule changes I want to see: - If a powerplay starts when the period starts, that face-off should be in the offensive zone - Jailbreak rule. Shorthanded goal ends the PP - If a team scores on a delayed penalty, they still get the powerplay - 3rd period or overtime cannot end on a PP if the team on the man advantage is trailing or the game is tied - Icing called when a team passes or skates the puck back across the red line in 3-on-3 overtime - When a bench minor is called, the opposing coach gets to choose who serves the penalty - Icing still called when shorthanded, unless you reach the blue line first - Either count all goals off the skate or count none of them. Remove the arbitrary element of the kicking-motion rule.

@Im_0n1 You obviously have never worked a month end close

No reason why anyone should work past noon on a Friday

@EnthusiAdams This should have been led off with “VERY unpopular opinion”

NIT should become the mid major national championship. 32 teams to include all conferences outside BIG10/BIGE/BIG12/ACC/SEC. Start tournament after 1st round of NCAA. Mid majors who lose 1st round join the bracket. Play the championship game at the site of the Final 4. DO IT!

@BTCBreadMan You don’t. They’re acting like functional adults

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?

@ConnorHapper This is an example of something that should have led with “Unpopular opinion”

I have an opinion: I like the standardized courts with different colors for each site.

@TigsTown @MurrayHillGuy1 Ratings and interest are most definitely NOT up, esp considering how the measuring metric has changed

@MurrayHillGuy1 Data says you just got older or moved toward other interests, because overall ratings and interest in CBB is up

I used to LOVE March Madness… Took “sick days” every year on Thursday + Friday, posted at a bar with 4 screens all day. This year I don’t even care enough to fill out a bracket (but picking Michigan) Wtf happened… did I get older or did it just stop hitting the same?

@KeruboSk I juat did this a year ago

Honest question: Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you? Or would that feel uncomfortable?

@Not_the_Bee To be fair, this professor seems like a total piece of work

This professor gave her students a basic exam after they'd used AI to summarize everything. The results were...not good. notthebee.com/te37b

@jeff_gluck Also, was that the longest prerace show in recorded history?

Engines fired at Las Vegas Motor Speedway for Race No. 5 of the NASCAR Cup Series season, the first intermediate track of the year. All-Toyota top four in the starting spots with Christopher Bell and Denny Hamlin on the front row. FS1 has the TV coverage.

@phresh_arrow Best age to be a single man is 33

Being a man in your 30’s is interesting. You have girls born in 2003, 1990 and 1975 flirting with you.

@NASCARONFOX Is it just me or is this the world’s longest pre-race show?

@nickbateman33 Trusting a site like Kalshi is a sign of very low intelligence

This has the potential to be the most controversial decision in college basketball history

@ManMilk2 10108

@ZachFleer270 You are very much NOT in the minority

I realize I might be in the minority here but I’d rather see two MAC teams in March Madness instead of a 19-15 ACC, B1G or SEC team

@TheMikeBagley @SiriusXMNASCAR The Brickyard 400 is NOT a crown jewel; at least not since 2008

We consider NASCAR's crown jewels the Daytona 500, Coca-Cola 600, Brickyard 400, & Southern 500. What would be the 5th? 866-PIT-LANE @SiriusXMNASCAR #TMDNASCAR

@Georgebabs__ The most successful people at reunions are the ones who don’t show up

School reunions are a scam. Nobody misses anyone, they just want to know if you’ve made it in life or not.

@Yfz84 @DavidDack I did one in 3:59:15 once… and bartended later that day. I have MASSIVE respect for anyone who goes the distance

@DavidDack 4 hour marathon runner here. It sucks. It’s hard. Props to everyone that does 26.2 miles.

Running a marathon in 3 hours is hard. Running a marathon in 6 hours is hard. Walking a marathon in 9 hours is hard. Criticising people from the side lines is easy.

@amredman @AlwaysStoned19 @Jack_Frodo And Grok is usually wrong

@AlwaysStoned19 @Jack_Frodo Because my tweet was shorter than writing an explanation. Plus, with Grok you can ask questions and it responds right away.

I still don’t understand what it is or where it’s coming from or why there’s only a million left

@amredman @Jack_Frodo You believe Bitcoin isn’t a Ponzi scheme AND you trust Grok? What’s your IQ? 6?

@Jack_Frodo Why don't you just ask Grok to explain it to you? It's a pretty easy concept.

@cipher_blinks @Strogg1959 @Jack_Frodo It’s 2026 and MOST people think this way

@Strogg1959 @Jack_Frodo Funny how 2026 some people still think this way 😂😂😂