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you must have your beach bagel order down within a year of moving to ny. mine is sesame w tomato and scallion cc

@jncatron i offered pink floyd and he said ‘wish you were here’ was too short to count as an album 😭

@reallygordon I (his age) would just say the Beatles, Pink Floyd or something. 🤷🏽‍♂️

the other night, a guy who was flirting w me at a bar told me he had an “impossible game” which was naming a band who had 3 great albums. and i kept naming bands and he kept saying he hadn’t heard of them so they didn’t count 😭 you’re 45 how have you not listened to pavement

🗣️ WELL YOU SAY YOU’RE GONNA MOVE TO LONDON 🗣️ WELL WHO’S GONNA PAY THE RENT youtu.be/UultKdtvJ7I?is…

@year_ofthesnake yeah cuz they rule

@reallygordon he asked for bands with three great albums and you name pavement lmfao

@AlexMaskill tool lmao

@reallygordon Who were his examples of bands that came up short?

@Liam881479 roslyn 💀

@reallygordon Omg what high school

when i was in elementary/ middle school my mom used to beg me to stop “making myself weird” and it worked and in college i got into a top tier sorority :) but there is a gnawing emptiness… can’t think too deeply about it :)

me and who

@TalentedAndHot or we’ve both changed a lot since i was 10 years old and i’m grateful for that

@reallygordon its sad when people who were mistreated by their parents + wanna stay in their good graces speak appreciatively about becoming resilient

@Bleh1095 no! but I still love my mom and I am grateful for her every day. she’s been there for me during some of the hardest moments of my life!

@mohanmoproblems what's weird about sorting your peers into rigid hierarchies and cementing your fealty in secret ceremonies where you all wear white dresses? :)

@reallygordon I mean sororities and tiers are weird too. I would rather work with an anime person than one of these moms.

@EmilyGouldNYmag omg hiiiiii beautiful Valentina! grey cats are so special

@reallygordon omg cat twins (Valentina)

simon hive rise up

and now why does instagram keep showing me a “sisyphus necklace”…

academia is awesome bc you need 15 citations to say “bars are culturally important”

using JSTOR to read about how cheap beer makes freddy’s a good bar

@elischoop if you’ll have me back on constantly hating there’s plenty more where that came from…

@reallygordon youre innovating strong takes on things i never even considered before

@XanderGalbraith the use of thus/thusly was also making me feel insane

@reallygordon "Specifically so as to emphasize." Substack continues to make the case for editors

not only poorly argued, but also terribly written!