Ashton “THE FRIDGE” Scumton

HAWK TUAHHHHHH

@DevinJacks2 Devin, I’m one banger away from the promise land

Burners with under 34 followers posting:

55 follower beer #dox #hockeytown

Perfectly buzzed for an all American bar. #rapeme

@Canada fuck you.

@wintersoldier7n @smiff716019 @CUSEskipper Steve, you’re a flat out retard. Go touch some pussy.

@smiff716019 @CUSEskipper Hell yeah. A group of studs for sure.

Watching my grandsons 15u baseball game right now. Can’t believe how many kids walk up to rap music just to swing at 3 curveballs in the dirt, then walk back to the dugout crying. What has travel ball turned into.

@HerdBaseball Fuck yeah!!!!!!!

Signed ✍️✅ Welcome to the Herd, Aiden Sites! #WeAreMarshall

@RichHardin23 Fuck off Rich.

The Tigers are beating the Yankees 7-0 right now and I promise you I couldn’t give 2 squirts of piss they are.

@CUSEskipper @smiff716019 @CamKnightonUNT Skip, This is a great idea and I think we should move along with it. @smiff716019 just wanted to tap in and get your thoughts? Best, Scumpton

@smiff716019 @CamKnightonUNT @ScummyESPN Petition for Dumpster to live tweet games moving forward

Coach here- Coaching a youth baseball team. Kids are always hurt. Barely can throw a full 9 on the field. Is this cause I am #washed or because they are #bitches. Lmk, Coach

@smiff716019 @CUSEskipper @CamKnightonUNT Dumpster, The team showed major heart this weekend. #proud of their efforts and excited to see where the rest of the season leads. Best, The Fridge

@CUSEskipper @CamKnightonUNT Hegseth, coach, This team is an utter embarrassment. Best, Dumpster

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Someone wanna tell me why I’m still paying $4.23 a gallon on gas then!????!!!!

Oil futures are now under $70 because of @realDonaldTrump's peace deal to end the war in Iran. Lower gas prices coming for Americans!

@CamKnightonUNT @RichHardin23 Coach, relax on the kid. His mom’s getting blacked.

Never seen anything like this Jones situation on the tigers. 1-48 down the stretch. What the fuck is wrong with AJ Hinch @RichHardin23

U show me 15 college athletes and I’ll show you 10 sports gamblers. @NCAA @espn @CollegeGameDay #FreeSorsby

@CUSEskipper @smiff716019 Appreciate you Thomas, just caught us on an off day. -Scumpton

@ScummyESPN @smiff716019 Fridge, Appreciate the kind words. Sorry to see the Spartans come up short in Omaha. -Hegseth

If Nebraska baseball loses today I’ll do whatever the top comment says

@CUSEskipper @smiff716019 Thomas, I like where your heads at. -Scumpton

@smiff716019 Hawkeye tramp stamp

@HuskerMBB First team to make a documentary over a sweet 16 run. @smiff716019 tf is this?

You dreamed it. They did it. Relive the historic 2025-26 season in cinematic fashion. 🎞️ Premiering June 15th ⌚️ 6:00 pm CT 📍 Rococo Theatre 🎟️ On sale tomorrow at 10:00 am CT

Happy #mother’s day. I hope you enjoy your 30 Busch light apples.

@Kalshi Officially gone too far.

JUST IN: Iran war causes shortage of Diet Coke

@j_fishback You look like you’re supposed to be getting the chargers offense ready for their 2026-27 campaign.

I’m calling on the Florida State Government to buy the Spirit Airlines Headquarters to turn it into a public high school and name it after Spirit and their employees.

@RichHardin23 @RocketLeague See you tonight

Breaking: After long thoughts with my family, friends, teammates, and coaches, I, Richard “BJ” Hardin, am announcing my retirement from @RocketLeague. At this time I request that there will be no interviews or media coverage. Thank you.