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@PaulMarcoe Nuclear war

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@NickKristof @KCMikeMahoney Mike, I snarfed my beer. Stop it.

If anyone doubts the importance of copy editors!

@ClueHeywood @hemantmehta

@hemantmehta one thousand percent trump is going to pretend like he got some huge concession, declare victory, and hope that after two weeks everyone's forgotten this whole "kill an entire civilization" thing it's all a fucking TV show to these people

This is based on the memo Pakistan posted that was written by the White House so that Trump could chicken out with “dignity”?

@DrewMitrisin @SSCJoCoKs I read this much too late.

Huge sinkhole (?) on Nall between 99th and 95th. Traffic restricted to one lane for each direction. Suggest avoiding this stretch of Nall for your morning commute. 🚨🚨

@JasonKelce @RossTuckerNFL I refill the cooler.

@RossTuckerNFL Haha no doubt, I still get unreasonably happy when I get a PB&J at the turn

Excited for The Masters this week, so I went out to the driving range with Wy last night. It was her first time swinging a real club, and she killed it. She also won closest to the pin, getting her a Mint Chocolate chip ice cream in a waffle cone. She’s hooked

@TheWapplehouse Corgan couldn’t carry Cobain’s lunch box.

This is such a brain dead Gen X take I’m not even gonna quote tweet it. Corgan called Cobain the most talented musician of their era. Both bands were great and listenership-wise Nirvana clears Pumpkins by a mile. What the fuck are you talking about.

@KCSportsNetwork @Royals How did India become a power bat in the off season?

Jonathan India 2-run dong! 💥💥 (via @Royals)

@QuintonLucasKC This is honestly brilliant. Harkens back to the post WWII era, but better.

Kansas City just made it easier to build homes, and it starts with a free blueprint. We've pre-approved 7 home designs at no cost to residents. That means no architect fees, no design delays. Just pick a plan, select your lot, and get building.

@realOldTerry Someone needs to take the car keys, but nobody likes him enough to do it.

Jesus fucking Christ.

@KennyKing_Jr I feel like @KeeganMKey is the best person to answer this question.

Would a black “Karen” be a “Kareem”?

@MustacheElliott Buck is my last name. I hope to keep passing it along.

If you keep passing the buck, eventually it comes back to you.

@JasonKander @Acyn @MollyJongFast Oh… do I pick on Kander for this one. I like him a lot, but he’s wrong with his position because Biden was always operating from a position of power. Imma leave it alone.

@Acyn @MollyJongFast Joe Biden kinda gave us everything he had to give. This is pretty unfair.

Christie: Baby boomers—the most selfish generation in American history, the most self-centered generation, the least sacrificing generation American history. You look at Biden and Trump in particular, and they personify that

@DanHawkinsKS @KCMikeMahoney You mean the bill that was a handout of public dollars to private schools, right?

The Governor has vetoed HB 2468. See my full statement below: #ksleg

Awesome. Where can I find a league?

@GirlMontag001 @NathanNotNate @KCMikeMahoney He’s held that seat for a thousand years and the state legislature hasn’t changed. The map hasn’t changed. But keep talking,

@Se7enDeucePI @NathanNotNate @KCMikeMahoney Haven’t you ever wondered why the only people in cleaver’s district were Jackson county???? That is, until a few years ago when the districts were redrawn to include a tiny sliver of clay co. I’ll let you figure it out.

“For 26 years Congressman Sam Graves has represented North Missouri. He and his anti-Trump (Jeff Roe) political consultant are trying to hand pick the next person to come after him for the next 26 years. As conservatives, we don’t believe in rigging elections - he tried to with his last minute retirement announcement but I am giving the voters a choice. The people of North Missouri should get to decide their next Congressman - not the DC swamp. After we win August 4th, I will work to build back a relationship with Congressman Graves. Until then, I will work to earn the votes of North Missourians with our team & win all 33 counties.” #NathanForNorthMissouri

@RachelBitecofer My nipples are way better than his.

What’s up with the lopsided nips?!

@TheWapplehouse Alright, that’s impressive. She should get a pass for the escape skills.

Cops have no obligation to aid you and you have no obligation to aid them.

@RealBirdLawyer America the Beautiful is a way better song. It should be our anthem.

Regardless of how you feel about God or America, God Bless America is a shitty song that has no business being played every seventh inning. It sucks.