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@TJTheWheelDeal Didn’t you have short puts at $500? What happened to those?

Entire $MU trade. I told you we were ready to print $$. Did you really think I wouldn't figure it out?? Once I figure things out, I know how to ring the cash register like few in this game. Some are afraid to dare to dream big. I've never understood that. Why not me? Why not you? Why not us?

@EmbracingTara There only $17 if you add guac and double meat. Otherwise there $10-$12. Stop being dramatic saying the market supports $17. Probably less that 10% of the burritos sell have enough add ons to cost $17

Chipotle burritos cost $17 because the market supports $17 burritos If everyone said, I'm not paying $17 for a burrito, fuck that, Chipotle burritos wouldn't cost $17. Chipotle burritos cost me $0.00. Do you know why? I choose not to purchase them. Is this clocking at all?

@congressdj My 14.2.2.5 pulls in garage fine every time, it will even back in and I didn’t have to put white lines. Disappointing the new versions have regressed..

OK, weird behavior on 14.3.3. My car, which had been able to park in my garage on 14.3.2, has not only lost the ability, it now puts itself into a humorous endless loop of pulling up to the garage, assessing, backing out, going around my cul-de-sac, and trying again, and again…

@TJTheWheelDeal I’ve heard the new 14.3 versions have a lot of issues. I’ve been sticking with 14.2.2.5 till they are worked out and haven’t had any issues with it lately.

Hadn’t used FSD in a bit bc I’ve been riding the motorcycle quite a bit. I did notice that it made a lot more navigation mistakes than I remembered. Has anyone experienced this recently as well?

@SawyerMerritt Who cares about summon. Is the Nav better? does it dodge potholes yet? That’s main two issues for me.

Tesla FSD V14.3.3 just started rolling out, and it comes with the Spring Update! Actually Smart Summon’s top speed has also been increased to 8 mph (from 6 mph)! Downloading it on my Model Y right now. Software version 2026.14.6.6.

@JeffSmithGolf YouTube ain’t helping his game either

Bryson DeChambeau MC = ‘LIV Golf killed his game!’ When 5 PGA Tour stars ranked in the OWGR’s top-13 all miss the weekend = crickets 🤡 The selective outrage is almost impressive. #PGACHAMPIONSHIP -#LIVGOLF #PGATOUR

@LamarMK Until you wanna road trip through and around a state like Wyoming which has very little charging infostrucutre

It’s 2026 and some people still think road tripping in a Tesla is complicated. They think you have to search everywhere for chargers or sit for hours waiting to recharge. That is not how it works. Put your destination in the navigation and the car does the planning for you. It adds Supercharger stops along your route, tells you how long to charge, and shows how much battery you’ll arrive with. Most stops are 15 to 30 minutes. Stretch your legs, grab a snack, use the restroom, and you’re back on the road. Road tripping in a Tesla is easier than people think. Add FSD Supervised to the experience and it makes the drive even more enjoyable. What’s the longest Tesla road trip you’ve taken?

@TJTheWheelDeal Looney Ben’s anyone? 🤣

Term limits anyone?

@JSX423 @Tesla Do better.

14.3.2- Stop sign behavior - equally as bad as the last few years. Speed control - worst it's ever been. Navigation - worst it's ever been. Parking - worse than 14.2.2.5. Pothole avoidance - non existent. Brake stabbing and hesitation - back (last seen in 14.1.4). I'm not happy saying any of this fyi.. But, this version is rough.

@EndWokeness This will bomb so hard. 😂

Helen of Troy & Achilles 2004 vs 2026:

@BLKMDL3 Let me know when 14.3 stops sucking and I’ll update. Till then I’m good with 14.2.2.5

Huge wave of 2026.14.6 rolling out. Check your apps

@MattWallaceTech Just tap the voice button on steering wheel and say “turn on rear climate” or “turn on rear a/c”. That should do it.

I wish there was a way that the climate control would turn on for the back as well. Now that it’s hot out the front of the car is cool but I can feel the heat from the rear of the car as well while I’m driving.

@unherd @SpencerKlavan Ain’t NOBODY watching this 🤣

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@TesCamStudio I’m sticking with 14.2.2.5 till this gets better

FSD 14.3.2 is super jerky. Seems a little less confident in certain situations.

@TJTheWheelDeal Lakers going the way of the Cowboys it seems

I may resign as the self appointed president of the Laker’s Fan Club. I don’t see a path to a championship unless it’s a clean overhaul. It starts with LeBron and Bronny!

Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

@NUCLRGOLF @BrysonLegion Yeah this makes me want to watch his YouTube even less now.

🚨👀⛳️ #BREAKING — Bryson DeChambeau says he is prepared to pursue his YouTube channel’s growth and compete in tournaments “that want me” if LIV Golf folds, adding that he has had conversations with the PGA Tour. “I think, from my perspective, I'd love to grow my YouTube channel three times, maybe even more.” “I'd love to do a bunch of dubbing in different languages, giving the world more reason to watch YouTube. And then I'd love to play tournaments that want me.” He admitted that the potential penalties he would face from the PGA Tour would be “quite unfortunate in my opinion, considering what I could do for them.” “I was completely shocked (on PlF pullout), I didn't expect it to happen. A couple months before that, it's like, 'We're here until 2032. We've got financing until 2032, and so I told everybody, and that's what I was told.” “And then, you know, I haven't had any communication. And unfortunately, things are moving on in a different direction. Obviously, they wanted to move.” "There's a few different models (on LIV future). Look, the PGA Tour isn't doing great either. Let's be honest about the situation. They've got the media.” “They've got everybody on the side that helps pump it up. But they're reducing field sizes, cutting employees, and restructuring their business too.” @BrysonLegion (Via: @espn)

@SawyerMerritt Nope, nothing.

Big wave of FSD V14.3.2 just went out. Check your Tesla app.

@TJTheWheelDeal Stock has been flat as a pancake for far too long. I got 200 shares in one of my IRAs with a $50 avg I been bag holding, selling calls. Prob is this thing could shoot up to $30-$35 in a heartbeat and out then underwater; then I’d be rolling for a year to get out at $50.

Still in $BMNR Running a PMCC campaign. BMNR needs to get above $50 just to break even for us. We got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

@iliketeslas Yes there is. Potholes duhhh 🤣

Highly suggest Tesla just assume the reason we disengage is navigation. There is no other reason why to disengage