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@NFL @pepsi Me every time the next person came up

@TimSweeneyEpic Fuck you man.

In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

LEGENDARY COMEBACK FROM THE HOUSTON COUGARS TO UPSET NO. 2 TEXAS 🔥

Another new 7️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ connection 👀 CJ Stroud ➡️ Jaylin Noel

Lady I’m suing because her dog bit me keeps denying she owns a dog and as she dodges my process server he keeps noting in his report that when he rings the doorbell a dog starts barking

@RapSheet Why did I get this notification 5 times Ian?

The #Eagles aren't done adding, signing WR Elijah Moore to a 1-year deal, source said. Still just 25 years old, Moore lands on his fourth team and is just a season removed from 100 targets with the #Browns.

Geek Squad dropped into a cover 3 defense with no blitz

on another note @borarl6 got addicted to Texas Roadhouse when he was at my house, and bro left me like 30 rolls of bread bc this mf ordered a dozen every time we went 💀

I was laid off today after 2 years Epic Games. If you enjoyed the maps in C7S2 or C6S3, The Simpsons mini-season map, or IP collabs like KPOP Demon Hunters, Superman, South Park, Doja Cat, and more, I was the Lead Environment Art and/or Environment Concept Producer for them.

Today in 1965, @WWE wrestler The Undertaker is born in Houston. @Undertaker

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It's far too late to say this, but I wish Valve purchased Rocket League instead of Epic.

@AirwingMarine Congrats dude. I went from 200mb to 2.5g and it’s insane now

The way stuff works out sometimes is so funny. Been working through getting fiber installed at my house for months now. Winter here in Montana poses some unique issues, so that's a part of why it's drug out. We were supposed to get set up for 2.5 gig up/down last week. Well, the hardware they brought was broken or had some issue, and they didn't have replacements, so they were going to overnight the 1gig hardware. Something went wrong with that order, and it didn't show up. But the outfit wanted to keep to the timeline so they just installed 10 gig up/down hardware 🤣. No extra cost for the hardware, and in fact they are giving us a $50 amazon card for the hassle. They are going to throttle us down to the lower speed, BUT... if I ever want 10 gig for some reason... I can get it with a phone call and the flip of a switch 😁 I'm capped at 1 gig now simply cause some of the wiring in the house is old and only cat5e. I'll get that upgraded. But man this is a game changer for me!

@jackosob So battlefield hardline?? Dumbass

i meant a multiplayer game you stupid idiot fat fat chuds

why hasn't anybody made a game like rainbow six siege but instead of gizmo and gadget operators it's like , an actual swat team against suspects

@EpicGames was pretty pumped to buy this rocket pass, won’t be doing that now. Yall are ruining the greatest game ever.

@ZoeyStarwind Thanks for all your hard work. Sorry @EpicGames didn’t appreciate it.

@AirwingMarine People that “rage bait” are also dumb so it’s really the same thing

Holy fuck aint this the truth

Why not just go full NASA? It’s right there.