Sean Story

@washghost1 Roll them up and keep a few in your car door.

Getting rid of plastic bags for this nonsense was one of the worst ideas. At least plastic bags had a ton of uses and when you forget these when you’re shopping you gotta buy new ones just to end up with a bunch of bags sitting around

@LT41864031 @washghost1 my grandmother used to make woven bags and other items with her plastic grocery bags

@washghost1 Make a quilt.

@tstorm05 @RealMattCouch why drive on? bladder is empty so there is room for another drink

@RealMattCouch Hey cart girl, drive somewhere else if you see someone pissing. What’s wrong with you???

Tell me you’ve never been on a golf course with dudes without saying it..

@washghost1 I'll add another to the zipper merge: when in heavy traffic on the highway if you back off and leave room between you and the car in front you will spend less time playing "stop and go".

Probably because everyone already zipper merged and that’s why they’re sitting in that line of traffic

@minordissent What if Max works for the house, would this be a win or lose?

Paul doesn’t like my Blackjack strategy

@RetroCoast In case you broke the first rule: unless you called the police, don't open the door. State: "I don't answer questions." Then close the door.

The police just knocked on my door They asked if I knew anything about my neighbor "cutting down Flock cameras" What should I tell them?

@johnlovell275 And technically funny is the best kind of funny.

Proper concealment is KEY!! #reaction

This joker dude is doing the lords work. Share the hell out of this.

@MarkTho92967291 @Mericamemed I could see Eddie Murphy doing this bit back in his 30's, but not today's

@Mericamemed Fake & ghey. Definitely AI. The movements are too crisp and uniform to be anything else.

Why do all Corvette drivers dress like this?

@lporiginalg So, Little House on the Prairie?

Just a friendly reminder to my friends older than 42: You don’t have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free

@Fat_Electrician It may just be where I live (North Shore, MA), but most franchises don't thrive over the locally owned places.

Ill look into it

@ywomendeservles Tattoos are not a replacement for a personality.

@jbmason76 @ClarksonsFarm1 I don't think this is something that we should remove from society in the next 30 years. Why would you think that?

@ClarksonsFarm1 Reading comprehension. It has been in decline for a very long time.

@blacksquad_22 @grok Tell me you've never ridden a motorcycle with out saying you have never ridden.

@Raclure03 How well do the items stay in a roll over?

Génie !

@RealPostFolder Yes.

@Heah4Unow @JimLyonsMA too much magnesium

IPSWICH PRINCIPAL DISBANDS STUDENT GROUP AFTER DISCOVERING TIES TO TURNING POINT USA… 🤫

@RealPostFolder If she isn't married to you, why is she living with you?

@alphafox 1. Back up truck. 2. Parking brake on. C. Drop coupler onto ball. IV. Parking brake off. Five. Shake truck until the couple can be locked on ball. Sex. Lift trailer again because it fell off the ball. VII. Go to 1.

Every. Single. Time. 😭