Sean Greentree

Quickly becoming one of the most tasteless people in football, must’ve forgotten the opportunity #ncfc gave him in English football, not a pair of brain cells to rub together 🤦‍♂️

@fesshole Probably saved yourself a whole £1!!!

Postie here; if you leave a negative review after I've gone out my way to find somewhere safe to leave your parcel, you will get a red card through your door every time, even through its more of a pain and takes a lot longer to fill out the card.

Raise your hand if you think President Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Hey guys. Check out ‘Prey’. Definitely worth a listen. #prey #NewMusicFriday open.spotify.com/track/6cJ2DAhS…

Dug deep into my CD collection and have started playing @judietzuke’s ‘Secret Agent’ album again after about 20 years. I’d forgotten what a brilliant album this is. Every track is fantastic. Bringing back fond memories of seeing her at the Tivoli Theatre in Wimborne.

@ConratheEmma @MrPlumwich @glastonbury Yep… mine too

@MrPlumwich @glastonbury Mine has just gone off watching caribou

Terrible coverage @glastonbury on bbc - Scissor Sisters live set off air & general lack of live streams. The iPlayer Glastonbury Channel is also broken on Apple TV. It’s a mess.

"Me, you and the old guitar / How perfectly, perfectly happy we are." Whenever we read Tabby McTat by Julia Donaldson, my toddler requests guitar accompaniment. I borrowed the chords from a popular song. When he grows up, Radiohead's Creep may sound oddly familiar.

I’m excited to announce that the James Blunt Museum in Herefordshire has recently been refurbished, and is now back open and accepting visitors. It really is a glorious place to take the family this summer. Please come early to avoid the queues. tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Rev…

@CGoreham @BBCSport Tell him to check the Burnley badge!

All this about #ncfc having nothing to play for? Massive game on Friday as it could impact Norwich’s chances of getting both promotion and relegation.. Thanks to @BBCSport colleague for finding a way of making the run-in seem more interesting.

this aged well...

Little victories

@NorbertEFresno I believe he retired earlier this month. Shame… fantastic drummer.

Where’s Gilson Lavis??? #Hootenanny

@titchysalmon @Baddiel Yeah… I’m stealing that!

When I think about the myriad ways this site can find to scold you for seemingly innocuous tweets, I remember fondly the moment a few years ago when I made a (frankly well-worn) observation about not knowing what day it was during this Christmas/New Year Perineum, and someone told me off for not thinking about those working weekdays at this time.

Was that Prince Andrew ok in disguise.

@F1ArmchairAssoc I thought exactly the same

To the person trying to hack my account, I’ve just been sent this verification code: 928377. Hope that helps.

Hahahahaha

I just won 800 Octopoints on the @OctopusEnergy Wheel of Fortune! #BlessedByTheWheel

I am beyond words. So much respect for my colleague and good friend @NickJarrold79 for completing the NYC marathon today. I doff my cap to you sir!