Sebastian Smith

@brixwe Yeah... Not quite. usatoday.com/story/news/fac…

I hope she's in prison for this.

God I hate these @UberEats drivers. Yeah just stop in the middle of the street and get out of your car. I'm sure that's not illegal or inconvenient.

I like Velma on HBOMax I don't know what to tell you. The show is dope.

Wow... #Windows11 sucks. Did @elonmusk design it?

@RepJeffries Your daily reminder that the PRICE of insulin remains $300+ per vial, only in the US. Democrats passed a Pharma-friendly bill capping copays for select seniors with Medicare Part D and left the rest of us to suffer.

@SenFeinstein won her first Senate seat in the early 90s. If she runs again she will be in HER early 90s. #DemocraticParty #Democrats

Listen, I love @PhillyD as much as the next guy, but this is the WORST Beautiful Basterds drop...

I've logged into Twitter more this week than ever before out if morbid curiosity.

Elon "Snowflake" Musk. @elonmusk

Kinda seems like @elonmusk is a baby sitting in a wet diaper.

So excited to see @tenaciousd this May, really sad i had to go through @Ticketmaster.

@T1Diabolical lol, yes, but only because Im not eating.

Anyone else’s bloods behave better when they’re under the weather sometimes? 🤷‍♀️

Ever wonder what it's like shopping for healthcare plans as a diabetic on the marketplace? Me: I have a few questions about your healthcare plans. @OscarHealth : 🖕 @HealthCareGov #diabetic

I really hope that the 3 disconnected calls and lack of answers to my questions are not a sign of how this year is going to go with @OscarHealth.

@KCStarlight Just bought my pre-sale tickets!

JUST ANNOUNCED: Tenacious D is bringing their Spicy Meatball Tour to Starlight Theatre on Tuesday, May 9, 2023! Tickets go on sale this Friday, December 9 at 10 a.m.

@deitymicrophone any cable recommendations for connecting the Duo RX to the micro xlrs on the C70?

Only a few hours left! I'm talking about Twitter. Although I think this selection from @shopbastard might also be almost over. @PhillyD beautifulbastard.com

@LillyPad @DaveOBrienCT Just lower the price. It's lower in every other market. We're the only market that's out of control. Stop "working" on it and just do it.

@DaveOBrienCT Hi, Dave. We're working to lower the cost people pay at the pharmacy for Lilly insulin by offering customized cost-saving solutions through the Lilly Diabetes Solution Center. Contact us at 833-808-1234 to learn about the solutions that may be available to you.

If you or someone you know has difficulty paying for Lilly insulin, we have a comprehensive suite of insulin affordability solutions available. We want to help: e.lilly/3K6PyBo

@LillyPad @Teddymixalittle Just charge $35 dollars for it. Stop being a fucking shit.

@Teddymixalittle Hi, Ted. We want to help. Please call the Lilly Diabetes Solution Center at 833-808-1234 to learn about our cost-saving solutions. You can also now get the $35 co-pay card for Lilly insulins online at InsulinAffordability.com.

It came! It finally came! I think the only way to make the packaging better would be to put the picture of @MikeWTrapp on the inside. That way there is a "trap" inside and it doubles as a mimic. @CollegeHumor @UmActuallyShow @dropout Also, maybe my last tweet? Yolo.