Hydrated Pete

When is The Thing happening?

@flightradar24 send them out on 13L also

You are number 48 in line for take off...

@RepJackKimble @ScottJenningsKY I’m hearing we are going to install microwave ovens/custom kitchen deliveries

@ScottJenningsKY Scott, I’m relieved that Trump is not giving the Iranians money for nothing. Any word on if the U.S. will be providing them chicks for free?

🚨After receiving a briefing from a Senior TRUMP Administration Official on the status of the Iran negotiations (someone in the know & not just speculating), I can tell you the following: -USA IS NOT GIVING IRANIANS MONEY FOR NOTHING. All speculation and propaganda to the contrary is false. Some hardline elements of Iran’s govt (IRGC) have pushed fake stories & propaganda to try to kill this negotiation. -Iran deal is NOT done (95%, but still haggling over some language). No deal being signed today. May be a few more days before this is done. -Iran will NOT get any money or sanctions relief up front. -Iran must turn over nuclear stockpile to get anything. USA position is that failure to meet deal commitments means Iran gets nothing. -Long term USA objective is preventing Iran from having nuclear weapon. -Initial deal point is to re-establish free flow of commerce by reopening Strait of Hormuz. Deal should have 2 phases: Step 1 - Open Strait of Hormuz. Give world economy breathing room. Iran agrees to give up enriched uranium. Step 2 - Get the nuclear material turned over. Only then can Iran get sanctions relief. Bottom line: goal is to make a deal that lowers costs for Americans, calms world energy markets, and guarantees that Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon over the long term. We aren’t there yet. Iran takes forever to get you a response on even small things. But we are close although it still could be a few days. “If we get what we are demanding, this is going to be a historic deal,” SAO says. SAO sounds prepared to do no deal at all if all Iran will do is a “bad deal.” SAO admits deal could fall apart yet. But if a deal is reached, SAO expects very senior USA admin officials to take part in a signing ceremony of some sort. Iran has agreed in principle to the framework but there are still a couple points USA isn’t satisfied with. 95% done. But literally changing words sometimes requires days in Iran’s system. Haggling over language. But USA feels like we have a commitment on nuclear stockpile and on opening Strait of Hormuz. If IRAN doesn’t deliver on commitments, they get nothing. “Iran’s ability to project power is a lot more limited than it was two months ago,” SAO says. “Their industrial base for building ballistic missiles has been substantially destroyed.”

@IuliiaMendel with absolutely zero due respect go fuck yourself

Zelenskyy has been named a democratic leader with expectations that he would not sacrifice his people for insane ideas like Putin does. Does it work though?

@ForksupDevil @TheBruceStJames because we all know biden controlled the fbi on Jan 6 - in year 4 of the trump administration great shit bro

@TheBruceStJames Ahh...So Trump placed them in the crowd...Wow, Bruce, I already feel superior....TDS is brain damage...

Who was President on January 6th, and therefore in charge of the FBI? Don’t hurt your pea brains too much working this out MAGGATS

@StevenCheung47 nothing says America First like stopping the war he started by giving iran everything they wanted

President Trump is working at 8:00 PM. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

@JomboyMedia @KNBR 21-31 but super cool

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Harrison Bader was asked whose idea it was to perform the Key and Peele skit in center field (via @KNBR)

@tedcruz yeah that’s cool and all but not as cool as that bitchin’ iran deal 😂

wild 🤪

@JomboyMedia one pump for each team with a worse record what a statement

Giants outfield re-enacted the Key and Peele thrust celebration skit

@UnderdogMLB one pump for each team with a worse record slay queens

Everyone knows 3 pumps is excessive celebration, come on

@StevenCheung47 steven printed this tweet out so he could eat it

Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals. He’s not read into anything that’s happening, so how would he know.

@tedcruz let’s fire up the who gives a shit machine ted

I wish he hadn’t said this.

@TomTiffanyWI aren’t you from there

Hey Minnesota, it’s spelled “learning,” not “learing.” 😄 Don’t Minnesota our Wisconsin in 2026. Let’s root out fraud and conduct audits instead.

@livgram43 @kaitlancollins SLURP how’s daddy taste is he salty

@kaitlancollins I really admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge Kaitlan! Seriously!

Vice President Vance claims reporters “misrepresented” President Trump's answer -- and a subsequent defense from Vance -- about not considering Americans' finances when making decisions on the Iran war.

@Timcast you’d think all those rubles would allow you to buy hair

IQ test You enter a casino and head to roullete. The wheel lands on red 57% out of the last 30 spins. Which color should you bet on next?

@Ag0nyScene *fart

@sentdefender This is fake. Why are these accounts pushing this obvious fake video. Someone link me a real source

Two EA-18G Growlers crashed today following a midair collision at the Gunfighter Skies Airshow at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. All pilots appear to have ejected safely.

@heynavtoor lmao call delta and ask them to price match hint: this is all bullshit

THAT’S WHY AIRLINES HATE CLAUDE. Flight showing $889. I paid $229. No points. No VPN. No “secret” travel guru. Claude turned my laptop into a flight‑hunting machine. Here are 10 prompts that find cheaper tickets, safer policies, and better routes in minutes (Save this).

@GinieSigonney LaGuardia

Do you recognize this airport ? 🩵🩵🩵 . . . 🎥©️Aviation-knowledge

@rhodeislandmike @adammocklerr @libsoftiktok 13 years old you sick fuck

Wow check this out @libsoftiktok

@ktoby61 @krismayes in two weeks *fart

@krismayes poor girl how does she feel knowing you are going to prison?

Being Hattie’s mom is the very best thing I get to do 💛 So nice to slow down and spend time together this Mother’s Day weekend. Thinking of all the families celebrating today — sending love to all of the mothers, grandmothers, and caregivers across Arizona.

@SenMarkKelly @PeteHegseth lmao you actual moron

We had this conversation in a public hearing a week ago and you said it would take “years” to replenish some of these stockpiles. That’s not classified, it’s a quote from you. This war is coming at a serious cost and you and the president still haven’t explained to the American people what the goal is.