Benedict

On the @LNER Afternoon tea experience with the partner, been a lovely time so far.

@BroganPD @TheBritishIntel So when they introduced the vegan sausage roll they got rid of the sausage one yeah?

@Secludedsfx @TheBritishIntel Thats what they tell you

@BroganPD @TheBritishIntel You do realise the chicken roll isn't halal right?

@Secludedsfx @TheBritishIntel Clearly you don't understand the reasoning for the chicken sausage roll. You see their is this religion that hates pork, and will not go near places that sell it, this is step one, step two, no more pork products, because the violent religion always wins

@BroganPD @TheBritishIntel What are you on about? How does chicken have anything to do with religion?

@Secludedsfx @TheBritishIntel I like pork much much more The violent religion always wins

@BroganPD @TheBritishIntel Don't you like chicken?

@TheBritishIntel Bye bye #Greggs never going there again

@ronjb1962 @TheBritishIntel I think more people prefer chicken to beef than 6.5%

@TheBritishIntel 6.5% of the population, let that sink in.

@D_Joseph66 @TheBritishIntel It's not even halal so what are you getting at?

@TheBritishIntel Best was to deal with this is boycott them. I've never bought into the Greggs lifestyle anyway. They sell overpriced half-baked shit, and their CEO is a convicted kiddie fiddler anyway. Given that's Jizzlam's fave activity, it's no wonder Greggs have opened their arse to them!

@BetteDavis1959 @72Munster @TheBritishIntel People who like chicken?

@72Munster @TheBritishIntel It's obviously aimed at you know who

@StagecoachEMid Hello there, nothing is showing on live times for the buses or your website so can you 100% confirm that the 505 is running today? Thank you.

@Secludedsfx Hi Benedict, as the 505 runs from Spalding the service will run as normal, I've attached the link to the full Easter weekend in the area, thanks Lia stge.co/4b0Ld2V

@StagecoachEMid hello there, is the 505 running on Monday and if so what timetable will it be using? Thank you.

@CubeDragonX @FurryBaitMedia Likely didn't, there'll be furries who volunteer at the railway who recommended him.

@FurryBaitMedia How did normal people find somebody named fattydragonite?

"Introducing Reg!" Reg is Foxfield Railway new mascot Reg has been designed Luke Bouwhuis "FattyDragonite". The music ident by Nathan Ross. Also with great thanks to krakendwaggin.

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

@JohnAchenbach @Number10cat I really doubt it considering you lot forget that Puerto Rico is part of America and has never been made a state.

@Number10cat 52nd state

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers 2. Greenland isn't for sale 3. Go f**k yourself

@AndyButler9325 @CostaCoffee I assume you're also one of those people that listens to things in public without headphones based on how self entitled you are.

@GNRailUK Thank you

@Secludedsfx Hello there, yes there is someone refusing to move from the level crossing ahead. Emergency services are on site dealing with it and I hope you are on the move soon! ^Kieran

@GNRailUK Am on 1T23 held at Cambridge North, driver made an announcement but couldn't hear it, is there a reason why we're being held?

@Champs707007 God damn you're making me jealous. I can't wait to be at sea again but got to wait until May.

Maybe our only bit of sun today? 😅. Expected to have a lot of rain as we pass through a storm front this morning.

@OliAworth96 I should be in the next couple of days

@Champs707007 I generally get breakfast from the quays myself, find it less manic than horizon.

Tonight’s glamorous meal 🤣. Needed to eat so just grabbed some food from the Quays and came back to my room

@TheShedOfDreams @harryjparkin There are no 20 coach trains in the UK, the maximum is 12 so throw your bs somewhere else.

@harryjparkin I don't give a shit about your anecdote. I've just met a mate off a totally empty 20 coacher 🤷‍♂️

Friendly reminder that the planned HS2 service between Birmingham and Leeds would have been roughly equal to the longest possible Cross Country train (9-10 coaches), twice hourly. That's about 3x the current capacity. Oh, and if you include Interchange, you can make that 6x.

@Champs707007 Was really quick on Monday too, took longer to put my belt back on at security than the rest lmao.

Got onboard very fast today! Was having lunch in the buffet before our actual boarding time.