Scott Seibel

@RobertJMolnar Talked to a guy. There's a thing.

talked to some folks..... all hell is breaking loose right now

@RonnyJacksonTX You're just making shit up. I bet his brisket makes yours look like that potted meat product on the bottom shelf. You're a homophobic waste of good beef.

James Talarico is a VEGAN LIBERAL who probably thinks barbecue should be made out of cauliflower. Texas is the TOP beef producing state in the country by a LANDSLIDE. A VEGAN who thinks God is NONBINARY is NOT RIGHT for Texas!!

@omgsidewalks Adulthood. Enjoy it.

WHAT’S THAT PHASE OF LIFE CALLED, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE.

@akafaceUS Wait she was going to assault him and he still married her?

She thought she married the wrong person until..

@elonmusk @paulg First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists... It's the first three verses you idiot.

@paulg Hitler was also left, just a different type of left. Hardcore socialist.

Something I told 14 yo: There's a kind of politician who tells people "Your life is bad because <outgroup> stole what's rightfully yours. Vote for me and I'll get it back for you." They do it on both the left (Lenin) and right (Hitler), and they're invariably bad news.

@CrazyVibes_1 Well two things are simultaneously true. 1. The world outside your door is not as dangerous as the ten o'clock news will have you believe, and 2. A lot of us in fact did not make it. Survivorship bias.

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

@TaraBull That's an ankle injury waiting to happen

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

@LePapillonBlu2 With but will eat whatever chili is put in front of me.

I made homemade chili… 🌶️ Just curious, do you guys like chili with or without beans?

@NancyMace Workers should not pay income tax. No tax on labor.

Our seniors should not pay property taxes.

@LePapillonBlu2 Oh no. Wait till Christmas and they bring over pallets of tamales.

This guy…. “Our Mexican neighbors are gonna ruin summertime, since they moved into our neighborhood I’ve gained 15lbs.” 😭🤣

@lmkifiwin There was literally an SNL sketch about this in the 90s.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES.. Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics. They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money. After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard: - 1 world record (not recognized by anyone) - Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg) - olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs - the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport. instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago. the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are. You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

@BellaBaddie__ Yes.

If someone handed you $8000 but said it was because you're ugly, would you take it???

@Eman_8282 Would eat

Do you consider this bacon burnt? My kids said I burnt the bacon 😂😂😂😬

@American_Made41 They only sell the whole cartridge in the stores. Go online and just get the silicone insert. A little tricker to replace, but far cheaper and less waste.

Why are windshield wipers so damn expensive?? $25-30 each is absolutely crazy.

@Kellyahoskins From who? The Mormons?

WAKE UP PATRIOTS!! WE’RE TAKING UTAH BACK!!

@uscfan981 Low population and lots of empty wild land.

Say something nice about Nevada.

Who is your favorite Canadian of all time?

@geoffschwartz The handles are worthless. Never use them.

Brown bags at the grocery store with no handles is diabolical.

@NoahKingJr Butlerian Jihad

What’s coming after Artificial intelligence?

@braves2430 That pile of grass on the steak

Which one are you eliminating from the grill? 🧑‍🍳