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New: Classified military intelligence assessments from early this month show Iran has regained access to most of its missile sites, launchers and underground facilities. Including: U.S. intel assesses Iran has restored operational access to 30 of the 33 missile sites it maintains along the Strait of Hormuz, and ~90% of Iran's underground missile sites are "partially or fully operational." w @Adamentous @maggieNYT nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/…

Mitch McConnell sounded 137 years old today but he didn’t look a day over 114.

Mitch McConnell looks awful. He should be in a nursing home and not Congress.

@NewbluemoonArts @thetrueshelby She lost weight and never upgraded her stylist. Awful, awful.

@thetrueshelby I keep saying this

why does every outfit look like it comes from the christian fundie Lilly Pulitzer collection 😭

@thetrueshelby Lmaooo she is crazy

It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor. Let’s get it done, Texas!

To my former GOP colleagues still in office: enjoy the next 24-48 hours. Relax, take some time for yourself. Cuz pretty soon you’re going to have to go on TV and defend all the terrible things Trump agreed to in China because he wanted to be friends with XI

@WUTangKids Blahhhh here we go another crazy trip.

Meanwhile Trump on the plane is also posting totally normal stuff

Totally normal….Little Marco Rubio on AF1 on the way to China with Trump wearing the same type of Nike jumpsuit that Maduro was wearing when captured

@rickcomp52 @WUTangKids 🤣

@MikeNellis Half the Democrats would be crying resign. Just wild disparity.

Can you imagine if Pete Buttigieg got a bunch of companies he oversaw as Secretary of Transportation to fund a documentary about him and his family driving around the country? MAGA world would be having a fucking meltdown all week over it.

Lol, this headline is not what you want

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

@voidsrus4 @brymanley @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty lol okay

@SeitterSimora @brymanley @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty margin of error is 4 lol it's useless

I was Platner-skeptical but convinced by consistent polling that he was better positioned in a general election. El-Sayed........I dunno man. This, from another poll that came out today:

@brymanley @voidsrus4 @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty Like you are literally ignoring the thread we are in.

@brymanley @voidsrus4 @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty x.com/rob_flaherty/s…

@marykirst @dlippman Ya but I mean he thinks about it in a lobbyist kind of way... I've worked with tons of guys who just throw out crap like this and don't care if it's legal or not.

@SeitterSimora @dlippman Sure he knew the conflicts of interest. It was set up to give those companies access to the government. From above.

SCOOP: I obtained a pitch deck in which the entity that paid for Transportation Sec’y Duffy’s new reality show outlined different partner levels — $1 million, $500,000, $250,000 and $100,000 — which include recognition on its sponsors page and networking. static.politico.com/74/6e/5da7a151…

@brymanley @voidsrus4 @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty I'll go after you as well, jumping in to tell someone about an actual conversation they don't want to hear. Michigan Dems will lose if they nominate AES and it looks like that may happen. It sucks.

@SeitterSimora @voidsrus4 @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty Buddy, you've been crashing out for over an hour now. Maybe go take a break and clear your head because you're confused.

@brymanley @voidsrus4 @Filmantopia @Rob_Flaherty Fuck ass. I don't give a fuck? What am I confused about?