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BREAKING: Israel has explained it had no choice but to kill six paramedics in a double-tap in Lebanon after receiving intelligence that they were in fact paramedics

El verdadero villano es el actor que ha confesado secuestros, palizas, saqueo y persecusión a palestinos durante su tiempo en el IDF. Ese es el verdadero villano.

Estamos en el momento perfecto para elevar la huelga docente a nivel nacional y lo estamos desaprovechando.

La vestimenta tuareg está diseñada para el entorno desértico, evitar las quemaduras en la piel por el sol y la arena. Por eso lo visten tanto hombres como mujeres. No lo visten por religión.

El Pequeño Nicolás ha sido absuelto por el Tribunal Supremo de Manuel Marchena. Estaba imputado por usurpación de funciones públicas, falsedad de documento oficial y cohecho activo. Su abogado es Manuel Marchena, hijo del magistrado del Supremo. La "justicia" en España.

Congrats to Israel, they killed another peace deal. We were at 95% done. After Puppet Trump talked to Netanyahu, he came out with new completely unrealistic demands: 1. Israel doesn't have to abide by the peace deal and can keep attacking Lebanon. So, only a ceasefire for one side. 2. We have to take out all the enriched uranium on day one, not in the second stage. 3. All Middle Eastern countries have to betray the Palestinians and sign Abraham Accords to normalize relations with Israel without ending the occupation. These are purposely impossible, so that the war continues. And Israel is bombing Lebanon heavily now to try to reignite the war. They are not our allies, Israel is a terrorist government which has captured our government and media. They're using it to drive permanent war that Americans are forced to pay for.

@MadridSports_ Punto número 2️⃣: olvida el punto número 1️⃣. Empezamos bien. 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Estas serán las BASES de la CAMPAÑA de Florentino Pérez para ser reelegido presidente del Real Madrid: 1⃣ Su mensaje es que el ciclo más importante de la historia del club no ha acabado. No quiere representar el pasado, sino que aún tiene FUTURO 2⃣ No hará promesas de grandes fichajes, sino que se basará en los HECHOS de las llegadas de jugadores como FIGO o MBAPPÉ en sus mandatos 3⃣ Defenderá la reforma del BERNABÉU como la gran obra de modernización e impulso económico del club en el futuro 4⃣ Desarrollará su idea de modelo societario, centrándose en que con ello quiere BLINDAR al SOCIO pese a la posible entrada de inversión privada en un porcentaje 5⃣ El desarrollo del Distrito Tecnológico alrededor de la Ciudad Deportiva del Real Madrid que ya ha negociado con el Ayuntamiento y la Comunidad de Madrid 6⃣ El acuerdo con la UEFA por la Superliga y la creación de una plataforma que permita ver el fútbol europeo EN ABIERTO Vía @Ramon_AlvarezMM

@Newsmagmedialtd @KaynakNews It's clear that you fits your logic at your goal. I am so sorry. In your next timelife try to do it backwards: first apply the logic, then accept the result. This way you will be understanding the reality and not your own desire.

The difference between Messi and Ronaldo’s mentalities isn’t just on the pitch; it’s how they carry themselves globally. Messi expects the world to translate for him because he's embarrassed to speak English. Ronaldo moved to England, Spain, and Italy and mastered every single language to control his own narrative. One stays in his comfort zone, the other conquers the environment.

🎙️ Jack Grealish: “Messi’yle ilk tanıştığımda ona, ‘Leo, hayatımda gördüğüm en iyi futbolcusun’ dedim. Gülümsedi, bana baktı ve elimi sıktı. Sonra devre arasında ona, ‘Leo, lütfen City’ye gel. Guardiola bize sürekli bağırıyor. Hep, “Leo’ya konuşmama gerek yoktu” diyor. Eğer City’e gelirsen bir daha bize bağırmaz’ dedim. Messi yine kocaman gülümsedi ve gitti. Rodri bizi izliyordu, yanıma gelip ‘Messi’ye ne söyledin?’ diye sordu. Ben de söylediklerimi anlattım. Gülmeye başladı ve ‘İspanyolca biliyor musun?’ dedi. ‘Hayır’ dedim. O da, ‘Messi İngilizce anlamıyor, aptal!’ deyip kahkahalarla güldü. O an anladım ki Messi, konuşmada bile beni çalımlamıştı. Zaten her şeyi çalımlıyor. Hahaha.”

"Un médico viola a una paciente en su consulta". - Joder, menudo hijo de perra. - ¿Ah, sí? pues cuando te pongas enfermo, llamas a tu puta madre para que te cure. ¿Ridículo, verdad? Pues así todos los subnormalitos cada vez que se denuncia un abuso policial.

@TomFootbaL @theMadridZone @elmundoes Your mindset is our past.

@theMadridZone @elmundoes Now this is a wise man who's won us 6 champions League, not this fraud who thinks women football is our future

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Perez will NOT accept to have a debate with Enrique Riquelme for the Real Madrid elections. He believes he has nothing to gain from a debate, and he would only end up giving Riquelme more legitimacy by standing face-to-face against him. @elmundoes

@theMadridZone @elmundoes If he talks like the last press conference I understand why he does not want a face to face.

@pokemon_bb92960 Mega Salamence

Hey Trainers! “Pokémon is suddenly real. You only have 1 non-legendary Pokémon to start with, in its first evolutionary form. Who do you CHOOSE?” #Anipoke #Pokémon

Guess the football club? Level: Extreme difficult

@JulenBollain Nunca debes celebrar unas elecciones cuando estás en guerra en tu propio territorio. Otra cosa es atacar a otros países para tener la excusa de estar en guerra para saltarte las elecciones.

Trump diciendo que si estás en guerra con otro país no tienes por qué celebrar elecciones. ¿Os suena de algo? El manual del dictador. Declaras una guerra, suspendes las urnas y encima lo llamas patriotismo.

Maybe Lupita is a really good choice for Helen of Troy. All I’ve seen is men fighting about her...

Enrique Riquelme: "Los madridistas, si tenemos suerte, solo veremos a un jugador del Real Madrid en la Selección Española para el Mundial. Nuestros rivales llenan la lista. Si nos votan, vamos a cambiar eso".

@PralineTony @matpolloy Your circle of friends needs to download a few DLCs since 1980.

@matpolloy Dude no women were into Star Wars in the 80s. I don't know a single woman today who's actually a "Star Wars fan". It's a male dominated franchise. Up until the fucking dross that was the Acolyte.

Brother, what the fuck are you talking about? The entire point of the very first Star Wars is to subvert the damsel in distress. As soon as she’s rescued she immediately is in charge of the idiots who came to get her. Star Wars has never been a male only franchise.

⭕ Totalmente oficial Tras publicar Trump una imagen donde aparece vigilando Groenlandia, la cuenta del Consulado de Irán en India le respondió con un explosivo mensaje que está sacudiendo las redes. “Groenlandia no es una niña de 13 años”.