Graeme Archer

@Footballtweet Lampard would not be missed. Generally completely anonymous for England.

One English midfielder has to leave... 👋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I blame Amerricans.

@kevinbu06015742 @MartynHobbs12 Coufal wanted to play and wanted to leave. He wasn't going to play ahead of AWB.

@MartynHobbs12 Potter has a lot to answer for,together with coufal and our board not keeping cress

Biggest mistake going , could of been superb back up and competed sky diouf Cheers potter 👏🏻👏🏻

Not even pretending not to be corrupt now, eh @FIFAcom?

@footballconfid1 "He literally could have killed him" If he'd done anything dangerous then perhaps

This is a red card for Declan Rice btw. Fouled him to the floor then a cowardly knee to the head. He literally could have killed him. Yet another 3pts gifted to PGMOL’s favourite club 👍 x.com/MeatballVi168/…

@RobPritchard78 Not quite what you're getting at, but Steve Cram as a Couch 2 Five K coach is pretty brilliant.

Is there any group of commentators and studio guests with better knowledge of their sport than athletes? Steve Cram is an oracle, and his colleagues offer so much more to their sport. Superb stuff.

@WHU_ISC @MayorofLondon @westhamwomen @BarclaysWSL And it's the stadium operator, LS185 (@londonstadium), that you need to ask - not the Mayor.

Dear @MayorofLondon We have now written to you three times seeking clarification as to why @westhamwomen cannot play @BarclaysWSL in the London Stadium. We would appreciate you replying. Thank you. West Ham United Supporters

@WHU_ISC @MayorofLondon @westhamwomen @BarclaysWSL The women's team are separate to the men's, so could come to their own agreement for use of the stadium (same as anyone). Could easily be done for the odd one-off, although it'd obviously cost. A big game might cover it but who is covering that cost if tickets don't sell?

Love a nice pair of Nokas

@WestHamViews_ Standard whines from a foreign player who wasn't good enough

Luizao on life at West Ham: "The plan was for my first six months to stay on the U21 team, and then I would go to the main team." “When those six months ended, the main coach had difficulty working with young players and I stayed on the U21 team.” 1 / 3 ⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI

@BSmithBenS No Le Tissier? No Right Said Fred?

Cringe fest 25 🥴

@levelsio @dennydotio If you don't know your departure time then I have no faith you'll know your destination.

@dennydotio Departure time changes cause delays I think I also don't know my departure time but I know where I am flying

We need to talk about how American airport timetable screens are alphabetically ordered by destination While Europeans ones are ordered by departure time And the American ordering is just way faster to find your flight and gate

@nlurmston So you're new to football? You'll understand what it means to us after a while.

You’d think they won the champions league these cunts the way they’re still going on about it

@TheOracleSaid @footballtweet Absolute rubbish. It keeps half of the League interested up until the end of the season, making the whole division more exciting. And as someone that saw an 87th minute winner in one, I can assure you they're brilliant.

Championship Play Offs. Imagine working hard all season to finish 3rd place with more than 20 points ahead of a 6th place team. You then have to play them during Play Off for a place in the Premier League. This is not just an example. It has happened many seasons. Championship Play Offs is the worst fraudulent football rule that I've come across in football history. The FA and FIFA and other country's football federation that practice similar promotion rules should abolish it. It's utterly disgusting, useless, pointless and ridiculous.

🤔 If you could eliminate one thing from football, what would it be?

@WestHam_Central Yet he refused to go anywhere but Marseille who weren't even in Europe at that point. I appreciate that Slav doesn't want to drop him in it, but he got caught out and that was that.

"He came back and the problem was that in the French team, all of them play Champions League. They were probably like ‘on Tuesday, we’re playing Barcelona against Liverpool, who are you playing?’ Then he goes and plays against Norwich." – Bilic on Payet exit

@HLTCO @Bearski18 @therushdenman A glance at his profile picture will tell you everything you need to know.

@Bearski18 @therushdenman Who the fuck are you?

I’m sorry, what?

@zortthings @Ticketcorner @Eurovision @SRGSSR I didn't get one either.

- @Ticketcorner pre registration yapmama rağmen kod göndermeyen sisteminize tüküreyim! Lanetler kaç zamandır bekliyorum ulan sizi. Bi sistemide becerin artık @Eurovision @SRGSSR

@HLTCO Glen Thomas of mid-90s Fulham and possibly Brighton played for my Sunday team when I was 18 as he was mates with a load of the players. He was an "old fashioned" centre half professionally but like Messi with us, and he was barely trying. He was incredible.

On this, who’s the best footballer you’ve ever played against at 5 a side or just a random kickabout? I watched all of my mates get absolutely had up by Jody Morris and John Harley at Goals once when they were both retired. The levels were staggering.

@Tissier_Tish @lawtowler86 @htafcedits Because they aren't good enough. When are they ever proved wrong?

@lawtowler86 @htafcedits I know. How many others have gone on loan, come back & still not got a chance, then shipped out permanently to get their opportunity elsewhere?

On behalf of all Town fans, thank you West Ham for Callum Marshall ⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI

@Tissier_Tish @htafcedits When have we ever actually regretted that?

@htafcedits Good player, & should have a decent future with you. As usual we’ ll regret moving a player on.