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@EricLDaugh Love his sharp rebuttal! 😝 Reporter obviously has a chip on her shoulder about the digits attached to his name!

🚨 Elon Musk just NUKED this reporter to her face in a MASTERCLASS "People loathe you!" ELON: "I don't care. The fact that a quarter billion people follow me means a lot more people like me than don't." "I think a lot more people hate YOU and the MEDIA than you realize!" 🫳🏻🎤

@GBC_Press Will JT be dancing with Katie P. during the arrest?🤣

🚨 BREAKING: ​Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau: ​Netanyahu will be arrested the moment he enters Canada. ​The world is waking up...

@Xmusknewsx Thanks for the info! We all know how to put a halt to prayers being held in the middle of busy streets / obstructing the public right of way!

@BizColombo 62.8% satisfaction rating?😝 Who did they poll...babies?

🚨LIES, DAMN LIES AND OPINION SURVEY STATISTICS 1⃣62.8% of people are SATISFIED with the NPP government 2⃣51.4% people report that their household situation has worsoned compared to an year ago. The question now is... WHICH OF THE ABOVE TWO STATISTICS IS THE DAMN LIE?

@realMaalouf Yikes! Looks unhygienic and unkept!

"Men without beards may cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because they look like women." Islamic scholar in Spain argues that all men must grow a beard like his for this reason. Thoughts?

@NewsWireLK Will the printing press be working round the clock to achieve the objective? LKR might fall further!

President Anura Kumara Dissanayake says the government will construct the Rambukkana-Galagedara and Kurunegala-Dambulla expressways without obtaining new loans. The President said the Rambukkana-Galagedara Expressway is already underway using domestic government funds, while construction of the Kurunegala-Dambulla Expressway is scheduled to begin in November. He said both projects will be financed through Treasury funds, unlike previous expressway projects, which he said were built using borrowed money.

@babaisback55 This is madness! Very soon his legs will have to be cut out in order to save his life!

These are the revered Daulatgiri Ji Maharaj.For the past 12 years, he has been performing the extraordinary standing tapasya — of which 5 years have already been completed.While an ordinary person finds it difficult to stand even for 12 hours, this great soul has been standing continuously for 12 years without resting, without sitting, without lying down — solely absorbed in the constant remembrance of the Lord.This is not mere willpower. This is the divine grace of God.When ordinary humans feel like giving up after the slightest discomfort, these great souls remind us that only the Lord can grant the strength to transcend the limits of the body. While we often surrender in the face of minor hardships, this Mahapurush, immersed in 12 years of unbroken penance, shows us that nothing is impossible before true devotion and firm resolve. Sanatan Dharma alone is the eternal truth. Everything else is Maya all is illusion.Whoever walks this path with sincerity, the Lord Himself takes care of them. Pranam to Daulatgiri Ji Maharaj. Your tapasya is inspiring millions of Hindu hearts. It is because of great souls like you that Sanatan Dharma is still alive, radiant, and immortal even today. Jai Sanatan Dharma 🙏🚩 Jai Shri Ram 🙏🚩

@NewsWireLK 🤦‍♀️🫣

"If you buy an egg roti at a shop where buses stop, they charge Rs. 150. An egg is 30 and a roti is 40, but together they charge Rs. 150, and sometimes there isn’t even an egg inside. We are considering whether all shops across Sri Lanka can be properly registered with the Consumer Affairs Authority to regulate pricing," Deputy Minister R. M. Jayawardena said, highlighting concerns over arbitrary price increases, especially in the food industry.

@nazzobetweeting Historical ignorance at it's finest?🤣

ok ?

@zone_astronomy Jeez! Why is this man holding mercury in his palm?

What is this?

@SethFromColombo @lahirubanda10 Breathtakingly beautiful 😍!

🇱🇰 Sri Lanka from above...emerald lands melting into sapphire seas 🌴🍃🌊

@GBC_Press @mzwanelegqwashu That's not surprising! Maldives is predominantly Muslim.

🚨 BREAKING: ​Bad news for Netanyahu, who wanted to go on vacation to the Maldives with his wife. ​The Maldives has announced that it will not allow the Israeli state leader or anyone holding a passport from that country to enter the Maldives.

@WallStreetMav She did assimilate herself directly with millions of our tax dollars!😂

She thinks she assimilated. 🤣

@PecanC8 @XZRbowen69 What does the HOA have to say about it? Block party? 🤣

What could go wrong? Hamtramck, Michigan made it official: Backyard religious animal slaughter is now legal. All-Muslim city council voted to let residents sacrifice goats & sheep at home. Nothing says assimilated like slaughtering a goat in your backyard for religious reasons.

@drhossamsamy65 @DanDastardly Outta the frying pan and into the fire?🤣

⛔️Dear followers, did you know that the New UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham Is a Passionate Supporter of Israel’s Genocide in Gaza‼️

@NewsWireLK Every accused has a right to a defense! Misconduct hasn't been proven in a court of law! Issuing statements prior to the conclusion of his trial is premature. It also violates the fundamental presumption of innocence! Has ex-prez, started a comedy show?🤣

Chandrika’s special statement calls for action on clergy misconduct ift.tt/ylXMSoQ

@bennyjohnson Ouch! That must hurt!😝🥳

🚨BREAKING: In a 6-3 decision, The U.S. Supreme Court sides with the Trump administration in ending Temporary Protected Status for 350,000 Haitians and 6,000 Syrians.

@NewsWireLK 😝😝😝 Great counter response!

"My father is a DIG." "It doesn't matter who your father is. He isn't the one who pays our salary." A traffic police officer's response to a driver who claimed his father was a Deputy Inspector General has gone viral on social media. The exchange took place after the officer ordered the driver to move a vehicle that had been parked in a no-parking zone.

@bennyjohnson The judiciary needs a restructure and reshuffle!

🚨Obama-Appointed Federal Judge just issued an order BANNING Trump from implementing an election security executive order which included a proof of citizenship requirement to register to vote. Why do all of these federal judges always seem to be protecting illegal aliens?

@GBX_Press @mzwanelegqwashu "...the most moral army in the world...?" Did that sentence come to him in a pipe dream?🤭