DolphinsMakeMeCry
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DolphinsMakeMeCry
@SepiMac24
Lifelong Struggling Dolfan.
Katılım Ocak 2021
466 Takip Edilen78 Takipçiler
Seeing the crowd all rise in unison will give you literal chills.
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Multiple women pool cash for the bill at Maryland Blue Crab House... one pockets it, whole group walks out on $429.
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@LibTearCreator1 @harryjsisson I love how we can call retards, "retards" again.
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@harryjsisson That’s a fake account you retard.
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MAGA voters are abandoning Trump. It’s a beautiful thing to watch.
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@KimDotcom @AGPamBondi At least he's not looking at his watch.
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@AGPamBondi Why is the US President wearing his baseball cap while saluting fallen heroes?
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Freedom is never free.
God Bless these fallen heroes and their families.
The White House@WhiteHouse
The six fallen warriors represent the very best of America, giving everything in service to our country. Their service and sacrifice will never be forgotten. Freedom is never free. May God bless them, their families, and the United States of America. 🇺🇸
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@GovTimWalz How do you know the creature identifies as a dog?
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@buckleycarlson @ky_statesman This is the GOP:
“Go ahead and cut your boobies off as long as mommy says it’s ok.”
-DJT
Yep, I’m out. They deserve to lose.
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NO child tranny surgeries!!! Unless their moms are crazy, and determined to virtue-signal to their gaggle of other unhappy chicks, and Episcopal priests. THEN it's ok!
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"She ran a bad campaign" is code speak for “she is a nigger”
We're not dumb
And we’re so, so tired
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Imagine murdering countless innocent people in a foreign country and expecting them to be grateful you freed them from their government.
Clash Report@clashreport
WATCH: Apocalyptic scenes in Tehran. Non-stop U.S.-Israeli airstrikes.
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A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator.
I checked my watch.
It was 11:00 AM.
I looked at him.
"It's almost lunch," I said.
"You're three hours late to the concept of morning."
He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7.
I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent.
I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management.
He apologized later.
I didn't reply.
I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency.
Greetings are risky.
He learned an important lesson.
Never speak to a partner in the elevator.
Unless spoken to.
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I’m not trying to be that guy but they actually counted these reps?!?!?!?
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Again, this is just terrorism. If Iran bombed CNN what would it be called?
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸@jacksonhinklle
🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 BREAKING: The American-Zionist alliance has bombed the IRIB, Iran's State TV Broadcaster
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@GeoRebekah You think sea levels are rising and we're all doomed. You might want to sit this one out.
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Nancy Mace is from South Carolina. I wouldn't talk shit about the "third world" when you're from (and represent) a repressive, defacto religious state that has a literacy rate below Papua New Guinea, Nicaragua, Zimbabwe, and 110 other counties.
Nancy Mace@NancyMace
Honey, it’s “please refrain” not “please restrain.” This is what happens when your staff is from the Third World and can’t speak proper English.
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I am following with deep concern what is happening in the Middle East and in Iran during this tumultuous time. Stability and peace are not achieved through mutual threats, nor through the use of weapons, which sow destruction, suffering, and death, but only through reasonable, sincere, and responsible dialogue.
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